Tool Academy - Back For A 2nd Semester

The douchy tools from Tool Academy are back for a second semester! Tool Academy 2 premiered last night on VH1 - providing us with tons of obnoxious eye candy. Did anyone else see it?

I already have a favorite - Dre P (AKA "Andre") - a rapper/hip-hop artist from Toledo...

Last night's show was pretty standard for Tool Academy: "couples therapy" with Dr. Trina and a "challenge" that involved boats, a lake, and shirtlessness. But the best part came at the end when they kicked out the first tool and he refused to leave. Josh kept saying he didn't want to be the first one kicked out of Tool Academy because it would make him look like a "dumbass". Note to Josh: getting tricked into appearing on Tool Academy, by definition, makes you a dumbass. Being the first one kicked out makes you an über-dumbass ...

NOT a Twilight Fan

A Great Weekend

What a wonderful weekend I had with Maddie (left) and Ginger (right)! We hung out, laughed, drank, stuffed dollar bills into g-strings, shopped, and ate. A lot.

Because of all this debauchery, there won't be a Weigh-In post again this week. But I have every intention of jumping back on the health and fitness bandwagon and reporting in next week.

There is one thing I have to share with you all. Yesterday we went to Pearl River Mart - the Chinatown superstore that sells everything from slippers to housewares to kitschy stuff that will crack you up.

Speaking of kitschy, I bought this little "lunch box" (it's barely big enough for a sandwich) because of the yellow Bunny. But I almost screamed in the store when I read the writing...


It says: "Yummy yummy. My name is Rinda. I love the white cake and sweet cherries."

"Rinda"?!?!?! OMG! Also, right above the yellow Bunny is the name of the item and the name of the company which produces it. The box is called a "Clickety click" (which makes sense - the lid 'clicks' shut). But the company name is ... "Lube Sheep". LUBE SHEEP!!!!

This little box is just filled with WTF! Ginger says I should send it in to Engrish Funny.

White Meat Monday Hottie of the Day - Kellan Lutz

Kellan Lutz, 24, is most widely known for playing Emmett Cullen in the Twilight movie. Before he was an actor, Mr. Lutz worked as a model. Obvs.

Guess Who Was "Dancing" at 'The Urges' Last Night?...

One of my favorite Papi Hunks EVER ... Rafael Leonidas!! He was extremely gorgeous and very sweet. When Rafael made his way over to us, I drunkenly introduced myself and gave him a DavidDust business card - and then I think I gushed some nonsense about being one of his "biggest fans"! OMG - I am SUCH a dork.

I also slipped quite a few dollar bills into Rafael's g-string...


Check out my last Rafael Leonidas post HERE. And you can visit Rafael's MySpace page HERE.

Another One Bites The Dust (Bunny)

Seriously Biatches, this is getting ridiculous. Maddie, Ginger and I decided to take the PATH train to the Arby's at the Newport Center Mall in New Jersey yesterday (like I did this past JUNE). And when we got to the food court, this is what I found in place of the Arby's...


OOOOHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEESS!!!!!!

Yep - it was closed. You may recall a similar thing happened to me a couple of months ago at a food court in LONG ISLAND. Seriously - this is some kind of evil plot being carried out by Curly Fry H8ters. I vow to get to the bottom of this, and expose these Evil Doers.

Ultimate Fighter of the Day - Wanderlei Silva

Wanderlei Silva, 32, is a mixed martial arts fighter from Brazil whose nickname is "The Axe Murderer". I prefer calling him "Daddy"...

Hungover

Maddie

Dusty Winehouse (thanks Joy!)

Go Go Saturday

Mistress Maddie, Miss Ginger Grant and I hit our favorite go-go boy bar - Urge (AKA "The Urges"). Oh ... Em ... Gee ... the dancers there are SO gorgeous and SO friendly. Of particular note were "Fernando" and the hottie with the extremely long ... um ... HOSE. Note: the pics above were not taken at The Urges - but there are some pictures on their Facebook PAGE.

Maddie Corrupts Another One...

Peepee FAILS

Project Runway Episode Two

Sorry gang, I won't be writing a recap for Episode Two - I'm still trying to get my apartment (and my liver) prepared for the arrival of Maddie and Ginger.

But I did watch the show, and I must say I wasn't sad to see Malvin go. Yes, he seemed sweet - but he also seemed a little on the pretentious side. Especially when he said things like they haven't "invented the vocabulary" to describe his designs. Mary, puh-lease.

Thoughts about last night's show?!? Feel free to discuss in the comments.

Oh, and I was TOTALLY digging the "I'm up for an ARBY'S commercial!" storyline on Models of the Runway. Lucky Biatch!

Kitty Update

Here is a picture I took yesterday of Dusty and Oscar. Dusty is fascinated with candy wrappers - which she has no trouble finding in my dirty apartment. And as you can see, Oscar is looking at her disapprovingly. This cracks me up, because Oscar was such a BAD kitten. So, so, bad. And now he acts like the wise, sensible old man.

BTW - I totally caught Oscar PLAYING with Dusty yesterday. They were chasing each other through the apartment - and when Oscar saw me looking at him, he stopped and pretended it never happened. It seems that Oscar likes his little sister more than he wants me to know.

Muscle Hunk of the Day - Daniel Rocha

Daniel Rocha is a fitness model, personal trainer, and bodybuilder. Check out his website HERE.