Tool Academy - Back For A 2nd Semester

The douchy tools from Tool Academy are back for a second semester! Tool Academy 2 premiered last night on VH1 - providing us with tons of obnoxious eye candy. Did anyone else see it?

I already have a favorite - Dre P (AKA "Andre") - a rapper/hip-hop artist from Toledo...

Last night's show was pretty standard for Tool Academy: "couples therapy" with Dr. Trina and a "challenge" that involved boats, a lake, and shirtlessness. But the best part came at the end when they kicked out the first tool and he refused to leave. Josh kept saying he didn't want to be the first one kicked out of Tool Academy because it would make him look like a "dumbass". Note to Josh: getting tricked into appearing on Tool Academy, by definition, makes you a dumbass. Being the first one kicked out makes you an über-dumbass ...

Television Cuties

I've noticed some (formerly unknown to me) hotties appearing on my TV screen during the last few weeks. One of them is Haaz Sleiman - who plays a gay muslim nurse on Nurse Jackie. Has anyone seen that show? I LOVE it, but then again I'd pay money to watch Edie Falco (below) alphabetize her spice rack: "Allspice ... Basil ... Bay Leaf ... Cardamom ... ".

Yet another season of The Real World has begun (In Roman Numerals, this is Season XXVIIXXCCVIIXCCV), and this time they're in Cancun. And YES, there is the requisite Gay - and he's a cute New Mexico native named Derek Chavez...

I saw former Daddy of the Day Alex Castro on the History Channel playing Hannibal (the military dude from Carthage - NOT Hannibal Lector). All Alex had to do was look stern and flex his muscles ... so naturally he was PERFECT for the part...

I recently noticed cutie Douglas Spain playing the role of "Raul Arias" on one of my favorite shows, CSI Miami. Once I saw him I just had to fire up The Google and find out more...

I dont watch So You Think You Can Dance that much, but I was sad to see cutie Jonathan Platero get sent home...

And, finally, it looks like television hottie Anderson Cooper has found a great big giant hunk of gorgeousness to go "bike-riding" with. Get it, Girl!

True Blood

My current favorite TV show got even better last night with shirtless shots of the unbelievably hot Mehcad Brooks. Oh ... Em ... Gee ...

I definitely need to work on a "Hottie of the Day" post for Mr. Brooks...