Why Didn't I Get THIS For Christmas?

Happy Hump Day!

Hump Day FAIL

Wishing you a mishap and accident-free Hump Day.



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Lady Gaga's Next Song ...

Wait ... WHAT?!?!???




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Sunday Religion: FAILs

Caturday FAIL

Poor Kitty. Although sometimes I wish I had one of these when Miss Dusty gets into one of her "talkative" moods.

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Vacay Ad FAIL

"I hear it's simply LOVELY this time of year..."

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If You Asked Me ...

... I'd say definitely more "lesbian".



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Discrimination!

I'm going to bring this matter up at the next meeting of Worldwide Ho's Organizing for Respect and Equality (W.H.O.R.E.). I'm the honorary President, natch.

This outrage against my people will NOT be tolerated!

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♫ Jingle FAILs, Jingle FAILs ... ♪

"Who's your Santa?!? WHO'S YOUR SANTA?!?!? 

If his T-Shirt is truth-telling, then it's an AUTOMATIC WIN.

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Events I'll Be Attending in 2011

Won't you join me?

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Forget Santa ...

... I want to sit on the ELF's lap!

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Poster WIN

My Week In Pictures ...

I am definitely happy to see this week over and done with.

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In arREARs

"What a story. Everything but the bloodhounds snapping at her rear end". 

..Birdie (Thelma Ritter - below right), All About Eve.

Woody Woodpecker's Cousin...

... Stoney Stonepecker.

♫ These Are a Few of My Favorite Things... ♫

My Favorite Restaurant

Favorite Ice Cream Stand

Favorite Ice Cream Flavor

Favorite Snack

Favorite Mexican Restaurant

Favorite Thing to Spread on Toast or Put in My Tea

Favorite Grocery Store

Getting TIGHT With Jeebus

Guurrrrrllllllll ... tattoos are the LEAST of your issues.