Most of you know how I feel about Lady CaCa GaGa - I am NOT a fan. Yes, I know she loves the gays, but that doesn't excuse the fashion foolishness she exhibited at Sunday's Video Music Awards.
First of all, believe it or not, I CAN get behind her "arrival" look (above). It's over-the-top - but it's Gaultier and it's avant-garde, so I get it.
I didn't have the pleasure of see LaCaCa's "performance", but unless she was doing a revival of "Carrie: The Musical", this is also inexcusable...
Here is another look I can get behind ... "Futuristic Lesbian From Space". I get it. But what is all the "space dust" around her nose area?!? Hmmm....
If Bjork and a Buzzard mated and laid eggs, this is what their nest would look like...
And, finally, here is CaCa's after-party outfit. I wonder if she's able to pick up The Dish Network with that Micky Mouse mantilla on her head?...
Mickey Mouse Mantilla- biotch, you crack me up!
ReplyDeletemickey mouse mantilla!!! *dead*
ReplyDeleteMy friend was trying to describe the red outfit...she said Lady GaGa looked like a giant red condom. I agree some of her outfits are "out there" but would you rather see these strange fashion statements..or Lil Kim wearing nothing but pasties and panties? Hmmmmm?
ReplyDeleteFlash - Substance = GaGa
ReplyDeleteLOL - i cant even take her crazy ass serious anymore. I think all of this is to take the focus off of her boy candy that she sometime tries to hide.
ReplyDeleteI like what Bob said ... especially since I find her songs unlistenable. Hey, Kanye West compared her to Madonna in some crap and self serving interview ...
ReplyDeleteThat is what the outfits are for ... to cover up her discernible lack of talent.
Our comments watching lady Da-da's (as in dadaism) performance while waiting for Mad Men to come on:
ReplyDelete'Why does she look like a disco ball?'
'Wow, disco ball covered in red corn syrup!'
'She makes Madonna's 'Like a Virgin' performance look like classical ballet.'
'Wait, maybe they'll be an unfortunate wire accident! Damn. These award shows never live up to their potential!'
I suspect all the trappings are meant to distract from some unfortunate things 1) her huge hips 2) that BUTTER FACE! 3) you know, that she's a talentless hack....
Willys 'unexpectedly' popping out is just bonus material.
Sometimes I'm really glad we don't watch television. Truly horrible in every way that counts. Love your humor though David.
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry but if you're gonna love the gays, you better have your fashion sh!t together, or they will cut you.
ReplyDeleteMickey Mouse mantilla...I'm dying over here.
Bleah. No thank you! XOXO
ReplyDeleteI don't get her at all. I'm glad.
ReplyDeleteMmmh... you may say whatever you want about her attires, she reached her goal, people talk.
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