although i am tired AS SHIT of hearing about tiger woods, you're wrong here... most of tiger's money comes from endorsement deals ~ meaning his income relies on people buying shit w/ his face/name attached. those endorsers dropped him like a flaming bag of shit when the hos came out of the woodworks. tiger wants those endorsement dollars back, AND would like us (i use that loosely ~ i never bought tiger shit b/c i'm not an 18-32 straight male) to buy his shit. ergo: apology. he's not actually sorry, everyone knows that, but he'd never get those deals back w/ out a public mea culpa. it's all a farce, and THAT'S why i'm over it.
You know, I just really don't care about Tiger. What I found interesting was trading the the stock market dropped from 6 mill to 1 mill trades during his speech. I do like the flow chart though -). Also, will take this op to wish Miss Ginger a Happy, Happy Birthday!!! Have a great day!!!
Tiger did not use enough descriptive language in his apology. Phrases I would recommend - 'beyond stupid', 'dangerously irresponsible', 'criminally selfish', 'poorest example of fathering next to beating my wife', 'std-ly idiotic', 'voluntary castration' 'i blame to embrace Eunuch-ism as a path to worthiness', 'lower than slime'. Please re-do the apology and submit for re-grading.
i just realized how many times i used the word "shit" in my (relatively short, for me) comment... in my defense, this was PRE-coffee, so maybe i should do my own chart relating how my likelihood to curse is affected (hopefully i used the right version) by the level of caffeine in my blood. :)
although i am tired AS SHIT of hearing about tiger woods, you're wrong here... most of tiger's money comes from endorsement deals ~ meaning his income relies on people buying shit w/ his face/name attached. those endorsers dropped him like a flaming bag of shit when the hos came out of the woodworks. tiger wants those endorsement dollars back, AND would like us (i use that loosely ~ i never bought tiger shit b/c i'm not an 18-32 straight male) to buy his shit. ergo: apology. he's not actually sorry, everyone knows that, but he'd never get those deals back w/ out a public mea culpa. it's all a farce, and THAT'S why i'm over it.
ReplyDeleteMine too!
ReplyDeleteKayce -
ReplyDeleteYou're right, of course. I'm simply a sucker for an easy-to-understand flow chart.
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You know, I just really don't care about Tiger. What I found interesting was trading the the stock market dropped from 6 mill to 1 mill trades during his speech.
ReplyDeleteI do like the flow chart though -).
Also, will take this op to wish Miss Ginger a Happy, Happy Birthday!!! Have a great day!!!
Tiger did not use enough descriptive language in his apology. Phrases I would recommend - 'beyond stupid', 'dangerously irresponsible', 'criminally selfish', 'poorest example of fathering next to beating my wife', 'std-ly idiotic', 'voluntary castration' 'i blame to embrace Eunuch-ism as a path to worthiness', 'lower than slime'.
ReplyDeletePlease re-do the apology and submit for re-grading.
I like it! And, like you, I don't care about any of this but do like a flow chart!
ReplyDeletei just realized how many times i used the word "shit" in my (relatively short, for me) comment... in my defense, this was PRE-coffee, so maybe i should do my own chart relating how my likelihood to curse is affected (hopefully i used the right version) by the level of caffeine in my blood. :)
ReplyDeleteKayce -
ReplyDeleteShit girL - Your last comment made me LOL, and shit!!
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Is it bad that want him to shut up, keep it in his pants, and go away?
ReplyDeleteOh and shit.
That was for Kayce. ;)
>p.b.
Love this! Very true!
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