Monday, February 22, 2010

My Thoughts Regarding Tiger Woods


This simple flow-chart from TDW echoes my sentiments EXACTLY regarding the whole Tiger Woods saga. See, that was pretty easy - wasn't it?!

10 comments:

kayce. said...

although i am tired AS SHIT of hearing about tiger woods, you're wrong here... most of tiger's money comes from endorsement deals ~ meaning his income relies on people buying shit w/ his face/name attached. those endorsers dropped him like a flaming bag of shit when the hos came out of the woodworks. tiger wants those endorsement dollars back, AND would like us (i use that loosely ~ i never bought tiger shit b/c i'm not an 18-32 straight male) to buy his shit. ergo: apology. he's not actually sorry, everyone knows that, but he'd never get those deals back w/ out a public mea culpa. it's all a farce, and THAT'S why i'm over it.

Big Mark 243 said...

Mine too!

David Dust said...

Kayce -

You're right, of course. I'm simply a sucker for an easy-to-understand flow chart.

XOXOXOXOXOXO

MJ said...

You know, I just really don't care about Tiger. What I found interesting was trading the the stock market dropped from 6 mill to 1 mill trades during his speech.
I do like the flow chart though -).
Also, will take this op to wish Miss Ginger a Happy, Happy Birthday!!! Have a great day!!!

the dogs' mother said...

Tiger did not use enough descriptive language in his apology. Phrases I would recommend - 'beyond stupid', 'dangerously irresponsible', 'criminally selfish', 'poorest example of fathering next to beating my wife', 'std-ly idiotic', 'voluntary castration' 'i blame to embrace Eunuch-ism as a path to worthiness', 'lower than slime'.
Please re-do the apology and submit for re-grading.

Joy said...

I like it! And, like you, I don't care about any of this but do like a flow chart!

kayce. said...

i just realized how many times i used the word "shit" in my (relatively short, for me) comment... in my defense, this was PRE-coffee, so maybe i should do my own chart relating how my likelihood to curse is affected (hopefully i used the right version) by the level of caffeine in my blood. :)

David Dust said...

Kayce -

Shit girL - Your last comment made me LOL, and shit!!

XOXOXOXOXOX

Anonymous said...

Is it bad that want him to shut up, keep it in his pants, and go away?

Oh and shit.

That was for Kayce. ;)

>p.b.

Anonymous said...

Love this! Very true!

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