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Friday, April 9, 2010

My "Rebound Hairdryer"


Earlier this week I told you about my 25-year-old hairdryer named "Chic" - who became my friend and confidant during her many years of faithful service.  After Chic's passing, I observed the appropriate mourning period for hairdryers/friends (3 days, FYI) and purchased a replacement (above).

Now I'm trying to decide whether to call her "Vida" or "Sassy" - what do you think?  Any other name suggestions will also be considered - so please leave a comment.

Whatever her name is, that blue biatch CERTAINLY has some big (burgundy) shoes to fill ...


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13 comments:

  1. BobApril 9, 2010 at 8:13 AM

    To quote Michael Kors from last night's PR: It looks like a big blue condom.

    As for the name, I like the combo, Vida Sassy.....just drag it up a bit: Vita Sassay!

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  2. Miss Ginger GrantApril 9, 2010 at 8:18 AM

    Did you grow some hair that needs to be dried? Last time I saw you, didn't you have a crew cut?

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  3. MJApril 9, 2010 at 9:28 AM

    Vi-dal-ly doo dah...
    Vi-dal-ly yah.
    My oh my what a beautiful day.

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  4. crazy4custerApril 9, 2010 at 9:43 AM

    Anything but Vida -- Vida/Veda will always and forever be Mildred Pierce's avaricious, step-daddy seducing, waitress hating daughter and biatch will turn on you as soon as something/someone better comes along. Maybe Sassy with a RuPaul twist -- Sashay . . .

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  5. David DustApril 9, 2010 at 10:07 AM

    Bob - EXCELLENT suggestion!

    Ginger - I got a Britney Spears weave - didn't you know?!? :)

    MJ - LOL!

    Crazy4custer - OMG, you're right about Vida/Veda. If I named her that, she might try and take my man (and then kill him)... that is if I actually HAD a man. :)

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  6. LeeApril 9, 2010 at 10:24 AM

    Huh. The first thing I thought of with the name Vida was Patrick Swayze in "To Wong Fu...". I vote for Sassy, though in my heart of hearts I'd love to see it named "Heywood Jablomie". Get it? Lol.

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  7. David DustApril 9, 2010 at 10:33 AM

    Dearest Lee -

    "Heywood Jablomie" ... ROFLMAO!!!! OMG - I'm DYING!!!!!

    XOXOXOXOXO

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  8. mrs.missalaineusApril 9, 2010 at 10:34 AM

    love it!


    xxalainaxx

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  9. BittybisApril 9, 2010 at 12:30 PM

    How about Blue Job

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  10. AnonymousApril 9, 2010 at 12:46 PM

    Oh Chic, we'll remember you always.

    I think it sorta has to be Heywood now.

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  11. JoyApril 9, 2010 at 1:24 PM

    I'm picturing you with a weave. It's taking longer than I thought. I'll get back to you.

    I vote for Sashay or Heywood Jablomie.

    Love you! Love your weave! xoxoxoxoxxo

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  12. ryanazApril 9, 2010 at 2:20 PM

    Ok well after seeing "Heywood Jablomie" and "Blue Job"...i feel silly with this one but the first thing that came to me was "Sassy Smurf"....don't throw any rocks

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  13. Ken RichesApril 10, 2010 at 11:52 AM

    Guess I am a little late, but I was going to suggest just "Dal" as a takeoff on doll.

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