My future ex-husband Vin Diesel turns 43 today, which means I will also be turning 43 in about 5 weeks. We're cosmically linked like that, you know.
Here is some inside scoop on Big Daddy Diesel: despite all the rumors, he is NOT gay. "Mark Vincent" (his real name) grew up in Greenwich Village, the neighborhood I work in. I've spoken to people who hung out with him as kids and they say Mr. Vincent got into a lot of shizz during his youth (don't we all) - but other guys was never one of them.
But make no mistake - I'm not about to let a little thing like heterosexuality stand in the way of our love...
AMEN ...never let that Hetro thing stand in the way of your potential nuptials
ReplyDeleteOMG... it is my bday too... though I am not nearly as hot as him...
ReplyDeleteDear Kelly -
ReplyDeleteHAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
xoxoxoxoxo
oh sure ruin it for the rest of us! LOL kidding, I knew he wasn't gay.
ReplyDeleteI had to click on the link when I saw "Future Ex-Husband"!!! I love to use that line. I used to say that about Vin now I say that about his friend/body guard Valentino Morales. Another very fine specimen...google him...
ReplyDeleteMonie -
ReplyDeleteOMG - I'd never heard of Valentino Morales before, but I Googled him and ... HELLO PAPI!!!!!
xoxoxoxoxo
He's the poster man of masculinity. No wonder you're in love with him!
ReplyDeleteMay I please be invited to the wedding? I promise not to lick the grooms.
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