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Sunday, July 18, 2010

Birthday Boy - Vin Diesel


My future ex-husband Vin Diesel turns 43 today, which means I will also be turning 43 in about 5 weeks. We're cosmically linked like that, you know.


Here is some inside scoop on Big Daddy Diesel: despite all the rumors, he is NOT gay.  "Mark Vincent" (his real name) grew up in Greenwich Village, the neighborhood I work in. I've spoken to people who hung out with him as kids and they say Mr. Vincent got into a lot of shizz during his youth (don't we all) - but other guys was never one of them.


But make no mistake - I'm not about to let a little thing like heterosexuality stand in the way of our love...


8 comments:

  1. AMEN ...never let that Hetro thing stand in the way of your potential nuptials

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  2. OMG... it is my bday too... though I am not nearly as hot as him...

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  3. Dear Kelly -

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

    xoxoxoxoxo

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  4. oh sure ruin it for the rest of us! LOL kidding, I knew he wasn't gay.

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  5. I had to click on the link when I saw "Future Ex-Husband"!!! I love to use that line. I used to say that about Vin now I say that about his friend/body guard Valentino Morales. Another very fine specimen...google him...

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  6. Monie -

    OMG - I'd never heard of Valentino Morales before, but I Googled him and ... HELLO PAPI!!!!!

    xoxoxoxoxo

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  7. He's the poster man of masculinity. No wonder you're in love with him!

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  8. May I please be invited to the wedding? I promise not to lick the grooms.

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