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Monday, September 27, 2010

I Finally Saw Top Chef: Just Desserts


Over the weekend I watched one episode of Top Chef: Just Desserts, and it was pretty good. One thing I noticed that they need to change immediately: not enough boobies! When Gail Simmons appears on ANY television show, the producers need to put those knockers on display - front and center!! Why cover up perfection??


And then there is Seth (below). Wow. "Issues" just doesn't even begin to cover it. Seriously, this guy is a few clowns short of a circus, and about as focused as a fart in a hurricane. But you know the producers will keep him around as long as possible - just to see if he kills anyone/himself.


During the episode I spent most of my time cringing while watching Seth teach a Master Class in Insanity, so I didn't really get to know any of the other Dessertestants. But I did notice that Yigit (below) was pretty adorable...


Who else has watched TCJD? Did you likee/no likee? In which episode do you think Seth will take a hostage?? Feel free to discuss in the comments.

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9 comments:

  1. I watched and I totally agree with you on Seth. The other chefs are made of fairy dust and sugarplums and he's half Hung and the devil. Scary combo. I think either this week or the next he may lose it. Poor Gail. She may need to wear armor around Seth.
    Fun show.

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  2. We think it is a good idea that pastry chefs probably don't have knives... And yes, we noticed the lack of display on Gail's part and were concerned for your reaction!

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  3. I didn't get the Yigit Is Adroable memo, until The Seth Show episode, then I was like, "Hellooooooooooo!"
    And I agree, until he mousses a contestant, Seth will be around so we can Watch What Happens.

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  4. Batshit Crazy that Seth is!
    As I said to Froggy, who knew pastry chefs were so dramatic? Yigit is the new love of my life, so bitches better step back!

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  5. He seems fake crazy to me. Like he knows that if he's really crazy the producers wil keep him aorund. One moment he's having a nervous breakdown, and then he's totally fine?

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  6. I'm pretty sure he's fake crazy just to stay around longer.

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  7. It's a cute show. I try to catch it

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  8. I think Idget is adorable and I saw him first so therefor he is mine- hands off, bitch! As for Seth- does anyone have some lighter fluid and a match? Put him out of our misery!

    "The red hots are for my mommmm-meeeee!" Oye!

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  9. Ehh, there's nothing else on.
    Seth is the Miles of TC Desserts. (Miles-Work of Art - I think I'm the only one who watched that one).

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