Scenes From My Neighborhood

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If anyone thinks there are no crazy Teatards living in New York City, think again. This sign is posted on a shuttered business at the end of my block, and the person who put it there is CLEARLY a God-loving, marriage equality-hating, tax cuts for the rich-giving AMURKAN. Unlike the rest of us "GIVE ME - GIVE ME - GIVE ME" LIBERL'S.

Actually, the situation behind this sign is a little bizarre. I asked my barber - who knows everything that goes on in my neighborhood - and he says this windows and awnings business has been closed (and the building for sale) for years now. And yet if you look inside, it seems as nothing changed - there are desks and papers and sample books ... and LOTS of American flags.

Furthermore - this is NOT the same misspelled sign that was hanging when I moved in a year ago. So one of the guy's heirs must be carrying on his father's tradition of being an illiterate douchenozzle. Daddy would be so proud.

I wonder if that's one of the reasons he can't sell it?...