Things aren't going great for me right now. There are money issues (again), I've stopped watching what I eat, and I've only walked home once or twice in the past month. As a result, I've gained back the weight I lost after I went to see the doctor last month. And speaking of my doctor, I blew off my follow-up appointment and haven't rescheduled.
I feel like a huge loser right now. In fact, I hope my "Anonymous" hater leaves me another nasty comment about how fat and disgusting I am - maybe it would motivate me to do something.
DD,
ReplyDeletePlease reschedule your follow-up appointment. I hate to resort to threats, and I don't want to be as nasty as your Anony-stalker, but listen:
If you don't reschedule, I will contact Malvin from this season's PR and have him design you a garment around the concept of "MARSHMALLOW". My secret agents in NY will then make you wear it for a week.
You just better hope you don't run into crazy 'Ghostbusters' enthusiasts who mistake you for the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man....
Said with a wink, and with love.
It's not so much that you're fat that makes me angry. It's that you require coddling, make numerous posts about traveling 100 miles to eat garbage, and just generally blanket the world in a "woe is me" malaise. Everyone has to exercise and eat correctly or we get fat. I have a problem with Americans who think that there should be a magic pill that makes you toned and skinny. Also; when you cast judgment on people (such as Lady Gaga [who works out for 2.5 hours a day]) it angers me. Aside of being really hypocritical and ludicrously crazy; it's not where your efforts should be. You need to eat less; and move more. It's really that simple.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKs0oEIVOck
Dear Anonymous -
ReplyDeleteEat my asshole. That is all.
XOXOXOXOXOXOXO
Whoa, Anony - people passing judgment on others angers you?
ReplyDeleteBuck up, buttercup 'cause I think you are far too sensitive for this world.
Pot(you)=kettle=black
or
you+anonymity= spiteful human of no value.
And honey, if you know how long Lady Dada works out, is that where YOUR best efforts lie? I know a lot of random crap, but at least I use it to win money and/or bets.
Ahh, the smell of internet trolls in the afternoon!
That is all...
Dear Anonymous,
ReplyDeleteDid you really just compare the normal persons weight struggles to Lady Gaga? You know all celebrities have money and time to get thin and healthy right? Those are usually the biggest problems normal working people go up against. If I had my own trainer, dietitian, cook, nutritionist, heck even my own psychologist (since many weight problems are also heavily linked to emotional ones smart ass) and I had a shit load of time to work out daily, I too would probably have my body in the best shape it could be in. I also don't think DD has ever made fun of Lady Gaga for her body, she has shitty music and tries too hard to get attention for being "odd" so she can get more press. That's why we make fun of her.
As for the "coddling" and "woe is me" comments you made, like I said before weight is usually linked to emotion and some people like to talk about their feelings, get feed back, work through them with a support system. Heck sometimes we just need to say things to get it off our chest. If you don't want to be part of that support system please leave now. Everyone has their guilty pleasures and if you talk to most sane healthy people they say it's ok to indulge in them once in a while, it's about portion control for most people. Are you going to tell me you have never gone out of your way to get something you really craved? Never had a brownie? Never had a cookie? Puh-leeze. No one can ever go cold turkey out of the gate. Get off your high horse and stop posting anonymously. You are obviously afraid to be judged just like you are judging him.
My brother-in-law will likely need bariatric surgery because his mobility is so limited now, otherwise he will probably die. He has a wife a 3 children to live for.
ReplyDeleteThat's the reality of where it all can lead.
Own it, move forward, and prove 'em wrong. I think you should ignore the times you fall off the wagon; don't post about it since there seems to be a pattern of beating yourself up in public. Fuck that!
You can do this.
Somewhere, yesterday, I read 'don't cut out ALL fat and sugar', cut down'. I liked that. If I had to live without chocolate I don't know if I could go on.
ReplyDeleteThis is *your* blog, post whatever the hell you want.
Weight isn't only about willpower, there are hundreds of factors. I have one skinny son and one who was an offensive tackle. Same parents, same healthy household.
Hey,
ReplyDeleteYou are just at a bump in the road. This happens to us all.
You're aware of it and that is a good thing. You can start eating a little better. You can start walking again--even if it's for 10 minutes today.
This doesn't have to be an all or nothing. The small steps still mean you are moving forward. You can do it!
OXOX,
Michael
I am sorry to say that there seems to be a lot of hate seething through this post and its comments. This makes for a sad Behr.
ReplyDeleteDavid...I totally get where you're coming from. Some days I hate myself because of my bad habits and non-existent six-pack abs. But you know what? It's part of me, who I am. So I get over it fairly quickly. The day will come when you will sing "enough is enough" and will take a different path. Until that day comes, just know that we all - well your regular adoring dust bunnies - love you whether you're big or small.
Now Anonymous, my suggestion is that if David's blog makes you angry you have two options: GET OVER IT or STOP READING. No one is forcing you to read his blog. In fact, you would most likely be better off to not read it since the whole anger-management thing isn't working for you and could be detrimental to your health. Would hate for you to pop a vein.
Now with that said, this Behr is going to sit silently and meditate on something calming. Ommmmmm.....
Behr Hugs!!
Yes reschedule and get back on track. Keep pushing, we know you can do it.
ReplyDeleteAnd Anonymous...get a life and show your real self
I adore you!
ReplyDeletePlease go back to your doctor - if you have depression it really can be treated. You are worth it.
Once the depression is managed- the other stuff, while big and real, will be more managable- I promise.
I wish you all the joy, peace and health in the world because you are a special sweet soul who deserves to live his dreams.
Now get up and call that Doctor.
Dearest Anonymous -
ReplyDeleteYour follow-up comments will continue to be rejected. Did you forget about THE RULES? BTW - I happen to think cows are cute ... so thanks for the compliment. Also: I think I love you ... CALL ME!! XOXOXOXOXOXOXO
It is so ironic that my Anonymous Fuckweasel mentioned Lady Caca. I already have another "Confessions" post set to be published later this afternoon. And in it I talk about how vocally talented I think CaCa is. Of course I also diss her "Heat Miser's Butt Tampon" outfit, but that's beside the point.
As for my REAL readers - thanks for the kind words. The reason why I DO blog about this crap is because blogging about it makes me feel more accountable for my actions. Blogging about it HELPS me ... that's why I do it and will continue to do it.
XOXOXOXOXOXOXO
A little lunch lady education....
ReplyDeletehttp://blog.ted.com/2009/09/renegade_lunch_1.php
because I care about you and your health.
Love Mom
OXOXOXO
Hi David, please don't get disheartened by this bump in the road. Everyone trying to loose weight or bulk up goes through this. I'm proud that you are not hiding your slip and that you are looking for ways to get back on track. Make that appointment again. It's pretty important to getting back on track. Just take small steps and move forward with your plan. Your followers are behind you. Like Behrmark said, we love you whether you are big or small. Take care of yourself.
ReplyDeleteHow could there be any question of acquiring or possessing, when the one thing needful for a man is to become -- to be at last, and to die in the fullness of his being
ReplyDeleteDon't know what you and anonymous have going on ... but as to the fitness stuff, come on. You can do something. You said you haven't walked home regularly. Pick that up again.
ReplyDeleteI simply think that Lady Gaga isn't as talented as those she imitates. Nor is she all that attractive. But that is me.
One more thing ... you should need someone to demean you to motivate you to better health. Whatever the doctor says should be enough.
See, I now understand why you are not only watching Rachel Zoe, but enjoying it! My dear, dear David, make the appointment with the doctor. We all want you around as long as possible. And worry less about the milestones, and instead think of the destination.
ReplyDeleteHello Mr David Dust!
ReplyDeleteI read your blog every day and I almost never comment. I feel like I should say something...
We all have our weeks when we hate going to the gym and that whenever we look at the mirror we feel like crap. My fiance told me once that I had to stop thinking about what everyone thought about me and start caring about me and what is the best for me. I battle(d) eating disorders since high school (i might still be a tad teenybopper) but for some reason I am never able to shake them all away completely. I am extremely insecure about my body despite being told that I am beautiful (and yes sir, you are a handsome man). It might've started when my mom repeatedly told me: "You're beautiful but FAT", but that's old news. Yes there are some days when I look in the mirror and I feel disgusting, my thighs are too big, my hips are humongous days, but there are days when I look at myself and I can appreciate my smile, my hair, my eyes and the fact that even though my body is far from perfect it is MINE and I own it. There are days when I can see every curve of my body and say.. Ha, I do look like a guitar. So where am I going with this rambling, do not let the crappy days overcome you. Yes you had a whole week of bacon cheeseburgers SO WHAT! next week you'll do better (and actually do better). If I had a donut today I will walk more tomorrow. It is all about balance and I am sure you are totally able to balance your life.
Please reschedule your visit to your doctor, I refuse to find another sarcastic, awesome blogger who I might like as much as you. Regarding anonymous's comments, all of us need a little hand-holding sometimes.
Take Care
I'm beginning to think that "when the student is ready the master will come" doesn't work for us over 40s. Just hang in and don't do anything drastic. Patience is the key to almost everything.
ReplyDeleteHouston, Texas will solve all of your problems!
ReplyDeleteMoney- move to Houston...very affordable. Lots of opportunity! People are very friendly & HELLO...papis EVERYWHERE:)
Weight loss- who gives a shit in Houston...we were named THE fattest city in the US for two yrs. in a row (we're #1!!!). or, if you do want to lose weight just walk outside for five minutes in the summer, you will lose five pounds.
Fat or skinny, people in Houston won't give a shit as long as you are a genuine hard working & honest person.
Arby's- we have them all over the place.
You will work it out when you are good and ready. Bitch & moan about it all you want...your faithful will be here for you.
As for those who don't understand or lack compassion, I believe you said it best "eat my asshole"
ooo
alnhouston
First, you did ask anon to comment, so at least they are obliging, almost like a trained puppy (or as we know about trolls, predictable :o)
ReplyDeleteThe important thing is that you know you can do it, because you have. So, reset your motive, and start over and keep going without looking back.
It is you that we all love. All of you! I could care less how much you weigh or how you look. Just be healthy and take care of yourself so that you are around for awhile. I understand depression and have been there. Go see the doctor but don't be so hard on yourself. As for anonymous...not worth my time. I almost quit blogging last week but I think I would miss my friends online. By the way you are a part of that.
ReplyDeleteI have to protest. I don't think Lady Gaga works out 2.5 hours a day.
ReplyDeleteI think the tea in that saucer and cup she carries around acts as a diuretic.
And I like the symbiotic relationship that is developing between you and Anonymous. You want him/her/hermaphroditic Lady Gaga to help get your dander up; he needs you to feel relevant. It's actually kind of sweet! Verklempt over here!
Hawt Damn, I knew there was a reason I loved this blog.
ReplyDeleteWhere else can you go with so much love?
Sis, what up ho?
Look I've decided that hey, look I'm a big gal and no harm no foul.
The hell with those that dont like it. I love myself and that's all the fuck that matters.
When and if I decide to drop the weight then so be it.
Until then...
Hey hey hey get out of my way.
((((((((DD))))))))
ReplyDeletei applaud you for sharing the personal parts of your daily life here. it takes a lot of balls to admit what you haven't been working as hard as.
i want you happy and healthy so you can continue to be witty and wise for a long time to come. if your meds aren't working this is an even better time to go back and see what else the dr can recommend.
please take care of you. it takes trial and error to learn healthier habits. don't quit trying to make changes that will benefit you and your loved ones for years to come.
xxalainaxx
ps dont forget i have a great on-line support source if you are interested, email me. it worked for me!
Keep going, David. You know you're capable of it, so get back on track. You'll be okay--I have confidence in you! XOXO
ReplyDeleteHoney...please. we all LOVE you and want the best for you. I worry about you so much. Pleasepleaseplease go back to the dr. Maybe your meds need to be increased or something....please.
ReplyDeleteI love you David.
Thanks for your 2nd comment above clarifying that writing about these issues actually helps you confront/deal with them. I always wonder about it when a blogger seems to write with a lot of fear and loathing, but it never occurred to me that it could be a type of self-help. Also, PLEASE get back to see that doctor; you could be having an "issue" with your meds that is the reason you got off track. Did they check some basic lab levels, such as your thyroid hormone levels? Thyroid problems are notorious for weight issues and depression. Finally, don't get too caught up in your actual weight/BodyMassIndex, and try to focus instead on being healthy within your current frame (which kind of means some exercise (walking will do nicely) and watching your fat and sugar intakes, but not obsessively unless there is an immediate risk (like out of control high blood pressure, diabetes, etc.)). Best of luck!
ReplyDeleteI agree with Brent: don't get too caught up in your actual weight/BodyMassIndex, and try to focus instead on being healthy within your current frame. And yeah...maybe up the meds. But you seemed fine last Wednesday, maybe even perkier than usual.
ReplyDeletelove you
XOXOXOXOXOXO