From A Day In The Strife:
How many NOM (National Organization for Marriage) supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb:
- None, god already did it in Genesis when he said “Let there be light”. Besides, lightbulbs are a product of science, and therefore satanic.
- None, we aren’t small enough to fit inside a lightbulb, and screwing outside of marriage is wrong.
- Two - and they must be a man & a woman. If they are a same sex couple, the light bulb and the Universe will explode.
- None…if we all pray hard enough the light bulb will see the error of it’s ways and change itself.
- Only a clear majority of seven million Californians have the constitutional right to change the light bulb.
5 comments:
None. As NOM would like to go back to the Dark Ages when marriage was two goats, a donkey and a woman we won't need light.
Sad, but oh so true.
The jokes are funny but the pathetic truth behind them makes me so sad.
I have a friend that does work here and there for a neighbor to pay the bills, despite said neighbor believing the Earth is a few thousand years old and the rest of the views that go along with those same thoughts-a bitter pill for him to swallow, but he just smiles, shakes his head to himself, and pays his bills until things pick up.
Love this! Too sad but true.
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