Attention New Yorkers: On your way to the polls today, please keep an eye out for this missing Unicorn which was last seen in Central Park.
I wonder if she's one of those Unicorns that farts curly fries and rainbow sparkles? If so, I'm keeping her ...
It just occurred to me... If curly fries were coming out the back end.... Wouldn't that technically be "shitting" curly fries?! I do realize that's not nearly as fanciful.... But semantics rule!
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