Attention New Yorkers: On your way to the polls today, please keep an eye out for this missing Unicorn which was last seen in Central Park.
I wonder if she's one of those Unicorns that farts curly fries and rainbow sparkles? If so, I'm keeping her ...
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It just occurred to me... If curly fries were coming out the back end.... Wouldn't that technically be "shitting" curly fries?! I do realize that's not nearly as fanciful.... But semantics rule!
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