This kid is right - Christmas isn't about books! At all!! Christmas is all about plastic crap from China!! Besides, didn't his parents ever hear of the Internet - who reads BOOKS anymore?? Stand firm, little man - 'POO' on books for Christmas!!!
Coincidentally, this was the exact same reaction I had when Santa didn't bring me the Welcome Back Kotter dolls I requested back in the 1970's. Santa must have figured out all the unseemly things I was planning for the "Juan Epstein" doll...
Robert Hegyes- "Juan Epstein", Welcome Back Kotter
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7 comments:
I had the classroom
clearly i don't like children enough b/c instead of laughing, i just thought "what a little asshole." oops.
I Am The Book Aunt! From birth so they are used to it. bwa-ha-ha!
the little ingrate can get a sack-load-o-nothin' next year. that'll teach him.
xxalainaxx
I'm with kayce. Ungrateful little punk. I *loved* getting books for Christmas, and I still do (actually, that's all I ever ask for).
Welcome Back Kotter dolls...lol
xoxoxoxoxo
Sorry. I thought it was funny. I've always given books, and my children and grandchildren appreciated them & still do. That kid cracked me up though.
Auntie Flame -
Me too.
XOXOXO
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