The Sunday Cross

The word "Christianity" is already a misunderstanding—in reality there has been only one Christian, and he died on the Cross.

... F. Nietzsche, German philosopher/critic of culture

It was mankind that hung on the cross for two thousand years: and a terrible god practiced his cruelty and called it "love."

... F. Nietzsche

God Hates Shrimp!

As any good Christian knows - The Gays are bad.  But remember, God ALSO hates shrimp, crab, lobster, clams and mussels.

So after you attend your tea bagging parties and anti-gay rallies, you BETTER not head to Red Lobster or Bubba Gump with your opposite-marriage family.  That would make God angry.  It says so in the Bible, so it has to be true.

Learn more HERE.

Because What Haiti REALLY Needs Is Solar-Powered Bibles...

A faith-based group has decided to send solar-powered Bibles to the desperate and hungry masses in Haiti.  From News.Com.Au...

These are solar-powered audible Bibles that can broadcast the holy scriptures in Haitian Creole to 300 people at a time.

Called the "Proclaimer," the audio Bible delivers "digital quality" and is designed for "poor and illiterate people", the Faith Comes By Hearing group said.

I'm not saying that the people of Haiti don't need the comfort and hope of religion in their time of need.  I'm just saying that with Haitians rioting for food and clean water, solar-powered bibles are probably NOT what most residents are hoping to receive right now.

How about a cash donation to the Red Cross?!?  Is all I'm saying...

TRUE Christians

This billboard was spotted recently in San Diego (which just celebrated Gay Pride this past weekend). In my opinion, it represents what I always thought Christianity was - you know, "do unto others" and whatnot.

H/T to Good As You via Joe.My.God.