My Glamorous New York City Life

Today I'm going to confirm something that many of you have suspected all along. I can no longer keep this to myself... YES, my life here in New York City is nothing but glitter and glamour - 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. The secret is out.

Case in point: The highlight of my weekend has already happened - and it's just before noon on Saturday. Check out this picture, taken in my glamorous kitchen...

That was our old refrigerator - circa 1970-something. Everybody knows antiques are glamorous. Notice those wooden accents? GLAMOUR. Light "goldenrod" color? GLAMOUR. A metal-lined, "frost-free" (most of the time) freezer? ÜBER-GLAMOUR.

But today our extremely considerate landlord sent over a tasteful and appropriate little gift ...

Again, is there anything more glamorous than gift-giving? I think not. Ask Emily Post if you don't believe me.

What kind of glamorous things are YOU up to this weekend?? And please don't feel bad if your weekend isn't as glamorous and fabulous as mine - few people's are.

Gotta run! Time to put on my glamorous (plastic) gloves and go scrub my glamorous toilet. Or should I say "toilettes"?

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Michelle Obama Loves a GlamourTranny

Wait, that's no Drag Queen - this bewitching beauty with Michelle Obama is Cameroon's first lady, Chantal Biya. They were part of a United Nations spouse's luncheon, hosted by Mrs. Obama and held at Blue Hill at Stone Barns (a former Top Chef challenge site). I don't know why our First Lady invited those other heifers, when it's obvious that all it takes is Miss Chantal to get this party started right.

And here is my favorite reader comment from the Gawker post about the luncheon:

"I applaud Michelle Obama's outreach to the transgendered community".

O-P-U-L-E-N-C-E. Opulence!! YOU OWN EVERYTHING ... EVERYTHING IS YOURS!!!

FYI: Miss Chantal snatched trophies in the "Fem Realness", "Town & Country", "High Fashion Parisian" and "Weavalicious" categories at the United Nations Ball. {{If you've never seen Paris is Burning, this will make absolutely no sense to you.}}

Glen Beck Has Glamorous Supporters

You will gag when you see all this glamour (pronounced "gla-MOOR") - if not, you'll DEFINITELY gag at the thought of Glenn Beck running for president...