I'm Never Too Busy For Auntie Flame...

... especially when Auntie Flame is IN DRAG!!!!! 

Auntie Flame Knows Her Gays

Joy - Grand Duchess of the Dust Bunnies (AKA "Auntie Flame"), recently spent some time in New Orleans. One of the activities that she and her group participated in was a mule-driven carriage ride. These rides typically wind through the French Quarter and feature colorful commentary by the carriage driver.


Joy (the innocent-looking woman wearing pink, second from left) remembers...

"I had to tell you about this experience in New Orleans. Our carriage driver Brendan during his commentary mentioned the gay bars and said we could tell that because of the rainbow flags on them. Then he said something about how we didn't want to be there during Labor Day weekend when all the gays were there. I said, "Oh, Southern Decadence?"


"He was visibly surprised and said he'd have bet anything that I didn't know what that was. I told him I have a lot of gay friends who had told me about it and that he couldn't judge people by how they look."

Auntie Flame, much like Britney Spears, is Not.That.Innocent. :)

Happy Birthday Auntie Flame!

Today is our darling Joy's birthday! She goes by many names: Joy (her real name, in case you didn't know), Bernice, and/or The Grand Duchess of the Dust Bunnies - but she will always be my beloved Auntie Flame. In honor of her big day, I have made Joy the current "Featured Dust Bunny Blogger" (see sidebar).

Go to her blog HERE and wish her a very Happy Birthday.

Dust Bunny Update

There's a lot going on in the BunnyNation right now...

First of all, the Empresss of BunnyNation - my beloved Beth (AKA "TrannyBeth" - above) basically live-blogged a dreaded trip to the Gyno's office. Read her post HERE. It is hysterical - with plenty of "cooter"-talk.


Dust Bunny Dwight has started a new series on his blog called "SIRveillance". Basically, he takes pictures of hotties on the sly and posts them on his blog. The hunk above is one of his "victims". Check out Dwight Supremacy HERE.


Howard is a loyal Dust Bunny and a former DavidDust Guest Blogger. Howard is also a fan of American Idol (that's him above with Ace Young), so he has teamed up with top Idol Blogger Rickey over at Rickey.org. Howard recaps each Idol episode, and has his recap posted within 30 minutes after the show ends. That bitch works FAST! For ALL things American Idol related - go to Rickey.org.


Joy, my "Auntie Flame" and the Grand Duchess of BunnyNation, fell last night after a theater trip to Nashville. She's fine, but I have threatened to come to Tennessee and wrap her in bubblewrap if she isn't more careful. Check in with our beloved Joy HERE.


Mama Bunny (my Mother) sent a quick email urging us to keep an eye out for the latest Cadbury Easter Egg Commercial...

You may have to watch the Food Network to see it, but try to catch the Cadbury Bunny Auditions commercial. It CRACKS.ME.UP. I love all the wannabe bunnies and I think the commercial only runs for a few weeks before Easter.

Like a good Bunny/Son - I tried watching the Food Network, but that shit gets old FAST. I even tried to find the commercial on YouTube, but all I could find was the old one with the pink bunny laying eggs. If anyone finds the new commercial, please send me the link.


Finally, I posted my interview with artist Rona Green yesterday - read it HERE. And don't forget - you have the opportunity to win the piece of art below - worth more that $350. All you have to do is email me a REAL picture of yourself. Bonus points if the picture includes bunnies or is taken at Arby's.



If you have anything you think I should know about, email me at daviddust@gmail.com. Please keep in mind that I get LOTS of email, and I might not always be able to answer every single one.


>Peace, bitches.

Smoke Signals From The Grand Duchess

I got an email from Dust Bunny Charlie, saying that our beloved Grand Duchess - Joy - is without a computer signal and cannot reach us here in the BunnyNation. Joy/Auntie Flame/Bernice would like us to know that otherwise all is well at the Palace - and she hopes to resume communication with us all soon.

I just hope Joy doesn't run out of firewood, which would force an end to her smoke signals for Charlie...