Sheriff Babeu Used A McCain Pic To Hook Up

By now many of you have read about the conservative, anti-immigrant, gay Arizona sheriff (and congressional candidate) - Paul Babeu. The story came out over the weekend that the formerly closeted Mr. Babeu had a boyfriend (named "Jose") who just so happens to be one of them there non-Amurkans (he's a Mexican cititzen). And when Paul and Jose broke up, Gaysemite Sam threatened to use his sheriff powers to deport the poor boyfriend back to Mexico.

Yes, that's a horrible story - but to me, the most horrific part is how they met. From Politico ...

They met in 2006 on a gay dating website called gay.com, and Jose said the first picture Babeu sent was a photo of him with Sen. John McCain.

Um, Jose ... we need to talk. If a dude on a hookup site sends you a picture of himself WITH JOHN MCCAIN, you might want to avoid the guy. Avoid him like a chatty Jehovah's Witness with a virulent strain of the plague. This is what's known as a 'red flag'. A bright red flag which has been thrown in the fire in order to make it brighter and redder.

Also ... WHO DOES THAT??? Whatever happened to sending out pictures of models that you found on the internet and claiming those 8 pack abs are your own?? THAT I've done I can understand ... but a picture of you standing beside John McCain?!? That's just ... ewwwwwwwwww.

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I Told You He Was An Evil Zombie ...

Since I was watching Project Runway last night, I didn't see much of the debate. Any thoughts?

John McCain Knows How To Fix A Ham Sandwich

Blatantly stolen from DailyKos...

McCain House #6---Sunday Night

Cindy McCain: "John, would you please go in the kitchen and fix me a ham sandwich?"

John McCain: "Let me say this, Cindy. I know how to fix a ham sandwich, and I will fix a ham sandwich when I'm elected president. For starters, I know where the kitchen is and I know how to find it. I know where the plates are. I know where the bread is, and I will be the one to pull out the right number of slices and place them on the plate in such a way that the mustard can be spread. Yes, my friends, I know where the mustard is and as president I will have a plan to spread it effectively. I know this stuff because I am a maverick. I can do it and I will do it. Let's talk about lettuce. My opponent is inexperienced on this issue. I've been around long enough to know about Romaine, butter, iceberg, bib, Boston and celtuce, as well as loose greens like mesclun. But I promise you this: I will fight every day against the advancing red tide of commie cabbage and I'm not afraid to use force if necessary. I know how to lead this nation in these dangerous leafy times, my friends. Now, I see the yellow light on my lectern is blinking, but if I may for a moment address another critical issue facing this country today, and that is the thickness of domestic pre-packaged ham slices. When I was a POW, we didn’t have ham, my friends, or even a chair..."

Cindy McCain: "Oh fer God's sake, never mind. I'll have the butler do it."

Rotten White Meat...

Former Daddy of the Day (see HERE) Brady Quinn is apparently endorsing ancient evil zombie John McCain for President. The Cleveland Browns Quarterback is shown here embracing the Crypt Keeper at a McCain rally in Ohio last week. Read the story from Towleroad HERE.

It's White Meat Monday...

Thoughts On The Debate...

I worked my part-time job during the second presidential debate, so I had to watch it on a smallish laptop. But even on that little screen, John McCain just seemed CREEPY. He's like a combination of the Town Pervert and the Crypt Keeper. Yuck.

Barack Obama, on the other hand, made me feel so proud to be a Democrat. He talked directly to the people, answered the questions (for the most part), and gave me such hope for the future. Shit might look bad now, but Obama will do everything in his power to make it better - just give him a chance.

And when McCain referring to Obama as "That One" - WTF?!? Listen old man, he has a title and a name, and is to be referred to as "Senator Obama". You ancient asshole ... I mean, "Senator McCain".

Lady Bunny posted the following joke on her blog, and it just cracked me up:

John McCain and Barack Obama somehow ended up at the same barbershop.

As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to politics.

As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had McCain in his chair reached for the aftershave. McCain was quick to stop him saying, 'No thanks, my wife will smell that and think I've been in a whorehouse.'

The second barber turned to Obama and said, 'How about you?'

Obama replied, 'You can go ahead, MY wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like.'

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John McCain's Keating Five Scandal

Cranky Cracker John McCain is desperate to change the subject away from the tanking American economy during these last 29 days before the election. So the McCain campaign has decided to try and paint Barack Obama as a shady character with shady associates. Ooooohhhh … he’s a scary black guy with scary black friends!!!

But John McCain has his own shady associations – and the biggest of them all has been Charles Keating, former chairman of Lincoln Savings and Loan. John McCain was a member of the infamous “Keating Five”.

From Wikipedia:

The Keating Five were five United States Senators accused of corruption in 1989, igniting a major political scandal as part of the larger Savings and Loan crisis of the late 1980s and early 1990s. The five senators, Alan Cranston (D-CA), Dennis DeConcini (D-AZ), John Glenn (D-OH), John McCain (R-AZ), and Donald W. Riegle (D-MI), were accused of improperly intervening in 1987 on behalf of Charles H. Keating, Jr., chairman of the Lincoln Savings and Loan Association, which was the target of a regulatory investigation by the Federal Home Loan Bank Board (FHLBB). The FHLBB subsequently backed off taking action against Lincoln.

Lincoln Savings and Loan collapsed in 1989, at a cost of $2 billion to the federal government. Some 23,000 Lincoln bondholders were defrauded and many elderly investors lost their life savings. The substantial political contributions that Keating had made to each of the senators, totaling $1.3 million, attracted considerable public and media attention. After a lengthy investigation, the Senate Ethics Committee determined in 1991 that Alan Cranston, Dennis DeConcini, and Donald Riegle had substantially and improperly interfered with the FHLBB in its investigation of Lincoln Savings, with Cranston receiving a formal reprimand. Senators John Glenn and John McCain were cleared of having acted improperly but were criticized for having exercised "poor judgment".

The Obama campaign has produced a 13-minute video which explains the Keating Five scandal, and John McCain’s involvement in it. Please pass it along to people who might still be considering to vote for John McCain.

http://keatingeconomics.com

We cannot afford four more years of the same.

John McCain's Policies

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My Debate Reaction...

Barack Obama: Composed, Knowledgeable, Inspiring, Confident ... PRESIDENTIAL.

John McCain: "YOU KIDS GET OFF MY LAWN!!!"

Gidget Takes The Wheel

Creating The McCain "Administration"

Republicans R Stoopid

No Longer A "Daddy" To Me...

You can put this one in the "WTF?" file: Puerto Rican Reggaeton star Daddy Yankee endorsed John McCain at an event in Phoenix on Monday. Does John McCain have any idea who Daddy Yankee is?

Regardless, Daddy Yankee - a former Daddy of the Day - is no longer a "Daddy" in my book.

It's On And Poppin!

After my magical evening here at the restaurant, I had to go to my other job. While there, I unfortunately missed all the political drama that I usually can't get enough of. However, I DID hear that John McCain tried to make a speech, but he put people to sleep. On the other hand, I also heard that Barack Obama made a speech that inspired people and gave this nation some much-needed hope.

John McCain - you just got served, BIATCH!

McBush!

Ugh - that's some NASTY White Meat! Thanks to Towleroad for this scary picture!