T-Shirts

"Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem." 

... Jerry Seinfeld

Pretty In Plaid

“Once you can accept the universe as being something expanding into an infinite nothing which is something, wearing stripes with plaid is easy.”

... Albert Einstein

Headscarf

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Suspenders

“Correspondences are like small clothes before the invention of suspenders; it is impossible to keep them up.”

... Sydney Smith

Necklace

"I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when I'm upside down". 

... Mitch Hedberg

It's "Jacket Weather" Here In NYC

"A torn jacket is soon mended; but hard words bruise the heart of a child". 

... Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Fruits Of The Loom

"This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me". 

Rodney Dangerfield

Jeans

"Jeans represent democracy in fashion".

... Giorgio Armani

Stripes

“At times he could be very critical. He didn't like prints on me. He didn't like stripes. He didn't like boldness. He said I was petite and that was taking away from my looks”.

… Priscilla Presley

Boom ...

... Happy Hump Day!

Emporio Armani

Pump

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Jeans

“Above all, remember that the most important thing you can take anywhere is not a Gucci bag or French-cut jeans; it's an open mind”

... Gail Rubin Bereny