Stefon Mad Libs

A couple of things:

• If you haven't watched Saturday Night Live lately, this post probably won't make much sense (FYI: Stefon is SNL's "City Correspondent" - and "reports" on NYC's hottest clubs).
• Also, if you've never heard of "Mad Libs", this post probably won't make much sense. I'm thinking some of the youngbloods out there might not be as familiar with Mad Libs as some of us Geezers are.
• Remember, when completing a Mad Lib, you should NOT read through the text of the story. Simply look underneath the blanks for the word/s they are asking for and fill in the blanks with your answer. Then, when you are finished - read the "story" you've created.
• Result?? Guaranteed LOLZ!

I followed the rules, and this is what I came up with:

"New York's hottest club is "Thwack". Located on the J train, this disgusting hotspot answers the question: "Can I get some more Vicodin?". Club promoters Billy Baldwin and Kourtney Kardashian have thought of everything. There's a tiny Shadowfax, a room full of Caribou on stilts, women getting rhinoplasty, and a Hobgoblin with a bazooka. And don't forget to stop and chat with Lisel - the polyamorous Demi Moore impersonator.

LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!


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"Alex, I'll Take Your Momma For $400"

The Saturday Night Live sketches featuring Sean Connery antagonizing Jeopardy's Alex Trebek just became real ...

I LOVE This Idea - Carol Burnett for SNL Host

From Joe.My.God: After the successful Facebook campaign that got Betty White the Saturday Night Live hosting gig (and how fabulous was she, BTW?), there is a new push to get Carol Burnett the job.

I absolutely LOVE this idea.  Can you imagine an updated "Went With The Wind" skit?...

... or a re-appearance of Mrs. Wiggins?...

Burnett has said she'd gladly host SNL, if asked.  To join the Facebook group, go HERE.

Taylor Lautner On Saturday Night Live

Did anyone else watch Taylor Lautner host Saturday Night Live last night? I did, and I can guarantee you one thing: Lautner's management team will be meeting tomorrow to figure out how to butch that boy up. Earlier in the week I said my Gaydar "blipped" a little when I watched Taylor's SNL promo video. Well, last night Mr. Lautner sent my Gaydar OFF THE CHARTS.

Now you know I'm a fan of Mr. Lautner's shirtless pics work - and I'm not hating on the boy. I'm just stating the obvious. Taylor Lautner is gayer than Provincetown in July.

First of all, the adorable Taylor had absolutely no chemistry with any of the female SNL cast members ...

Lautner, although not a cute 'girl', was at least a little more believable in drag. This sketch was cute - Taylor played a schoolgirl who was "Team Edward"...

But the point where my Gaydar absolutely broke was the final sketch, when Taylor was talking to a girl in a yogurt shop. He was just so NELLY. I mean, what straight guy holds a spoon like this?...

And then he CLUTCHED THE PEARLS!...

You can make your own conclusions, but I think there is one thing we can all agree upon. WHY DID TAYLOR LAUTNER REMAINED CLOTHED DURING THE ENTIRE EPISODE OF SNL?...

Let's face it, we tuned in to see abs - not bad wigs and yogurt. SNL producer Lorne Michaels should be ASHAMED of himself.

Oh, and here's a little message for Taylor ... CALL ME! (when you turn 18) ...

Tayler Lautner Hosting SNL

Taylor Lautner and Kristen Wiig - two people I could watch on a continuous loop for weeks on end (albeit for different reasons). I am so excited that Lautner is hosting Saturday Night Live this week and I will definitely be watching.

Also, I must say this ... while watching Taylor in this clip, my Gaydar "blipped" a little bit. And NO, my Gaydar isn't located in my pants - but yes, THAT moved also. I know the kid is only 17, but he has been the subject of gay rumors before. Hmmmmmmm???...

BREAKING: I Am Now A Lady Gaga Fan!

Yes Minions, I have gone over to the Dark Side. After her appearance on Saturday Night Live, I have officially become a fan of Lady Caca Gaga.

First of all, Miss Gaga sang that catchy "Paparazzi" song during her first SNL performance. I'm still humming it today - I can't get it out of my head!! And I appreciated the fact that Gaga stayed away from fake blood and general histrionics and focused on her vocals.

During her second performance, Lady Gaga could have lost me forever with her ridiculous gyroscope outfit. But it looked like even SHE was over it after one of the rings smacked her in the head, and after it took her FOREVER to sit down at the piano. I actually felt her pain...

Another thing that won me over was the skit with Madonna. I know many people don't like the "Deep House Dish" skits, but they always crack me up. Bokay?!? And I was impressed that Gaga at least memorized her lines and didn't screw up - unlike her Madgesty...

Seriously, what IS a "disco stick"?!? Call me old-fashioned, but if Gaga is good enough for Madonna, Gaga is good enough for me.

But the moment when Lady Gaga made me a forever fan was during the very last skit of the night. Lady Gaga and Andy Samberg BOTH had on the same ridiculous bubble outfit and tried to make out, but couldn't...

Watch the video here...

You know, I always thought that Gaga took herself and her outfits SERIOUSLY - but that skit showed she doesn't mind poking fun at herself. I admire that in a gal.

Finally, the icing on the cake was when I found out that Gaga plans on marching in the National Equality March later this month. According to Towleroad, she made the following statement at a NYC fundraiser...

"I really believe in this cause, and as a woman in pop music I think that this is really an important weekend, and it's not a f*cking joke. So get your asses to D.C. and wear something fabulous, and I'll see you guys there."

So, there you have it folks, I was WRONG about Lady Gaga ... she is kinda fierce. Now if I could just get that damn Paparazzi song outta my head...

Dwayne Johnson: Song and Dance Man

The Saturday Night Live hosted by Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson was re-broadcast tonight. The Rock's opening "song and dance" number is pure sexy perfection...

Pics courtesy of Mechadude's extremely hot BLOG.