Papi Is Sent Packing

I just wrote a long, expletive-laden post expressing my true views of tonight's episode of Stylista. But Mama Bunny told me a long time ago that if I didn't have anything nice to say, I should keep my mouth shut. So my mouth is shut, and I won't be posting my original thoughts.

FYI, they sent home Arnaldo, the cute Papi Poet from the Boogie-Down Bronx - and left a bunch of skinny, stank white bitches - one of whom is named "Cologne". You can imagine how I felt about THAT...

Ugh.

Stylista Tonight!

Now that Project Runway is over, where will you get your weekly dose of fashion, fags, and cattiness? On the CW's new show - Stylista - that's where.

A group of young men and women will compete to become a "Junior Editor" at Elle Magazine, working under Nina Garcia's arch nemesis, Anne Slowey. From the preview videos I've seen, Anne works REALLY hard at being a bitch - but at least she seems to be nice to the fat girl.

And no, my darling Dust Bunnies, I will NOT be recapping Stylista. I have decided to stick to a strict "one recap per week" rule, and I will be recapping Top Chef next month. Besides, this is my busiest time of year (holiday parties, etc.), so I need to concentrate on work.

Our dear friends from Blogging Project Runway and Blogging Top Design have created Blogging Stylista, which will keep you up to date on the show, it's fashiontestants, and all of the drama. Check them out HERE.