Showing posts with label Trade Fair. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Trade Fair. Show all posts

Monday, November 8, 2010

Don't Bring Your Hippie "Green" Shopping Bags To Trade Fair


Trade Fair - a small independent supermarket chain with locations in Queens - doesn't welcome those reusable "green" shopping bags, citing theft as the reason. I guess those socialist eco-hippies believe everything should be free so they just march into Trade Fair with their hippiebags and steal it??


Privately, however, employees say that the rule is never enforced - so feel free to take anything you want, you plastic-hating Commie bastards.

Anywhore, seeing this reminded me ... when I was in the hospital this summer I got a craving for those all-vanilla Oreos - so I sent Mama Bunny to the Trade Fair (which was close by) . She was confused by the nontraditional layout of the cramped aisles, and also amazed at the various ethnic sections there in this small market. There is a Greek section (Astoria is traditionally the Greek neighborhood in NYC), a Middle-Eastern section and a Latino/Spanish section - along with various other ethnic sub-sections crammed under one roof.


What she could not find, at least for a while, was the damn Golden Oreo section. But my loving Mama wasn't about to come back to me empty handed - so she kept searching and finally scored the goods...


Lastly, doesn't "Trade Fair" sound like the perfect name for a seedy hustlergogoboy bar?? Just saying ...

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