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I actually think Lady GaGa is a talented singer. There, I said it. Over the weekend I caught Lady CaCa's performance at the VMA's, and for all of her "LOOK AT ME I'M BEING OUTRAGEOUS"-ness, the Biatch does have a great voice. So why not just sing, instead of singing and smearing blood all over her body?...

Yes, I know ... I know. You CaCa-lovers will say it's "art" and that she is "expressing herself" and "making a statement" - and that's all fine and good. But usually when vocalists aren't strong singers they resort to "showmanship" (Britney Spears, for example). CaCa CAN sing - so why doesn't she just dress normally and dazzle us with her vocals?

Seriously - some of these outfits are unnecessary. Case in point: "Heat Miser's Butt Tampon" (thank you Dlisted) ...

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Lady CaCa - VMA "Fashion" WTFs?!?!

Most of you know how I feel about Lady CaCa GaGa - I am NOT a fan. Yes, I know she loves the gays, but that doesn't excuse the fashion foolishness she exhibited at Sunday's Video Music Awards.

First of all, believe it or not, I CAN get behind her "arrival" look (above). It's over-the-top - but it's Gaultier and it's avant-garde, so I get it.

The outfit below, however, is inexcusable. Dlisted called it "the Heat Miser's Butt Tampon"...

I didn't have the pleasure of see LaCaCa's "performance", but unless she was doing a revival of "Carrie: The Musical", this is also inexcusable...

Here is another look I can get behind ... "Futuristic Lesbian From Space". I get it. But what is all the "space dust" around her nose area?!? Hmmm....

If Bjork and a Buzzard mated and laid eggs, this is what their nest would look like...

And, finally, here is CaCa's after-party outfit. I wonder if she's able to pick up The Dish Network with that Micky Mouse mantilla on her head?...