Elvira Is NOT A Witch

Elvira (AKA "Mistress of the Dark", AKA "Cassandra Peterson") tells us - just like Christine O'Donnell - that she is just like us ... with two LARGE exceptions.

Speaking of Witches ...

Christine O'Donnell once dabbled in witchcraft!!!

According to TPM:

Eleven years ago a boisterous Christine O'Donnell confessed to Bill Maher and his ABC audience that she'd dated a witch, "dabbled into witchcraft" and even went on a midnight date involving blood on an altar.

And here is a rare photograph from that fateful night at the Altar of Satan ...

I wonder if that guy made it out of there alive?? Or is he now just a zombie-like Tea Bagger who wanders around mumbling nonsense about "Taking Back Amurka" and tax cuts for the wealthy...

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