Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Is Father Cutié A Gay Chubby-Chaser?!?


Back in May I did a POST about Father Alberto Cutié - a Catholic priest with a large radio and television following who was caught canoodling with a woman in Miami. After the media exposed Cutié's "romance", he left the Catholic church, married the woman, and became an Episcopal minister.

But José Linares Suarez, Cutie's radio-show producer, told TV y Novelas that Alberto Cutié is actually gay. AND HE'S A CHUBBY CHASER! From Boy Culture:
Suarez says Cutie's sexuality is well known to those around him, that he lived with a priest who was his lover for two years and, most specifically that he had a younger (36 or 37), chubby lover named Leonardo who would arrive to Cutie's quarters late at night. Once, Suarez walked in on Cutie and Leonardo, finding the younger man's pants down as Cutie caressed his genitals. Cutie asked for discretion, which Suarez apparently provided—until now.


One of my coworkers actually told me about the gay angle of this story before I read about it on the internet. My coworker is a straight man who was born in Columbia, and had heard that the whole marriage was set up to save Cutié's reputation. Cutié is extremely well-known among Latinos, and the gossip is that Father Cutié wanted to put the gay rumors to rest so he could continue his job as a celebrity minister. This, of course, would have been impossible if it was known to be gay. It's a sad thing, but in today's society it's OK to be an adulterer, just not a GAY adulterer. Hello, Mark Sanford!!

But seriously, if Father SuperCutie wants to leave religion and get with someone who is SuperChubby, I am SO available...


13 comments:

Anonymous said...

Sounds very much like the story of a certain Florida Governor who announced his marriage and his "run" for the US Senate recently.

behrmark said...

David when you're done with Father Cutie you can throw him my way...I don't mind sloppy seconds, especially from this handsome man!

Anonymous said...

Sure is attractive in lots of ways. has that charisma to go with the handsome face. Would you take him in David or do you have too many pets as it is?

Tristan Alexander said...

OK, this story gets weirder and weirder. And if he is leaving the Catholic church and becomeing Episcopalian, he can BE gay and it's mostly ok!

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the dogs' mother said...

What a tangled web we weave...

kayce. said...

this is like your dream man! he needs to get w/ the program and on the david dust bandwagon. ;)

David Dust said...

Kayce - I know, right?! I would make the perfect "Minister's Wife".

XOXOXOXOXOXOXO

Wonder Man said...

I believe that

Joy said...

There are too many rules in religions that don't make sense.

Miss Ginger Grant said...

I knew he was a 'mo from the minute I saw him! ding ding ding ding---- gaydar going off!!

Anonymous said...

First, Miss Ginger's comment is cracking me up.

Next, You're right. It's flat-out stupid that it's better to be a cheater than a homosexual.

Third, you and Father Cutie would be an adorable couple. You could call him Papi.

Mark in DE said...

Uh huh, and the Inquirer says that Obama is gay, too.

Sadly I am beginning to think that when people want to try and discredit someone, they start gay rumors about them.

Mark in DE said...

Uh huh, and the Inquirer says that Obama is gay, too.

Sadly I am beginning to think that when people want to try and discredit someone, they start gay rumors about them.

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