Drunken Dust Bunny Pictures!

When my computer crashed, I thought I had lost all the pictures from DDBW. This was because I always delete pictures from my camera once I download them onto my computer. The thought of losing these pics really bummed me out - especially since I can't remember much of the weekend anyway.

But my official DDBW photographer, Howard, suggested the pictures might still be on my camera ... and guess what? They WERE. So now I plan on boring you bitches every now and again with pictures from the fabulous Drunken Dust Bunny Weekend. I bet you can't wait.

The picture above is (from left) Boy Ginger, Kailyn, Me, TrannyBeth, Mistress Maddie (with back turned, in the "Evil" T-Shirt), and The Boy Toy. It looks as if Maddie and Boy Tour are trying to rob the Bank of America, doesn't it?

As you can see, I am talking on the phone - and at that particular moment we were speaking to our "Auntie Flame" - Grand Duchess of the Dust Bunnies - Joy. I put her on speakerphone while we walked down 42nd Street to the subway on Saturday night - and we had a nice little chat. Unfortunately Joy couldn't make it to DDBW, so we brought a little bit of DDBW to her.

At the cocktail party held the night before, I also drank a toast to my darling Auntie Flame. I know this because I wrote her name on my cup as I chugged. And Howard took a picture of it ...

If not for the picture, I wouldn't have remembered this important moment of the evening!

More pics to come ... including the BLOCKBUSTER post entitled "The Many Faces of Kailyn"...

>P,B!

Bootleg Blogging - DDBW Pictures

I don't have access to MY Drunken Dust Bunny Weekend pictures (my computer is fried and I'm blogging from an undisclosed location) - but other Bunnies have posted theirs. Check out the pictures from Miss Ginger, Zombie Mom, Kailyn and Mistress Maddie. And please ignore the "well-fed" blond guy in those posts ... he is a drunk who likes to stuff dollar bills into papi's g-strings. Sicko!

Also, check out Tales of the Sissy and TrannyBeth's ongoing recaps of the weekend. By the way, I have a little something for my Bestest Girlfriend TrannyBeth (who is pictured - with me - above) ...

That's right, it's a Dusty award! Beth is our Dust Blogger of the Week - just because she is so damn fabulous!! After all, she is officially the Empress of the Dust Bunnies.

Pictures From Last Night

My camera is still in the gal's hotel room - but Zombie Mom (above) posted some pictures from last night's cocktail party. Go HERE to check them out.

I'm too hungover to tell you who everyone is... but if you're a long-time reader, you'll recognize many of the party-goers. We had a wonderful time.

After the party, Mistress Maddie, Boy Ginger, Howard and myself went to Urge (a stripper bar), and fondled some bar-dancing Papis. Good times.

Tired

I had to go to work this morning (today was supposed to be a "vacation" day for me), and then I had a ton of shopping and laundry to do in preparation for my Dust Bunnies tomorrow. And I STILL have to dust and vacuum the living room and clean the bathroom before I go to bed. I don't know WHEN I'm going to sleep...

But it will all be worth it when I pick up my beloved TrannyBeth at LaGaurdia tomorrow morning!

Prince Harry Hits NYC

Britain's Prince Harry will make his first formal visit to New York City tomorrow, which just happens to coincide with Drunken Dust Bunny Weekend. Coincidence?? Well, Prince Hottie DOES enjoy a cocktail (or 15)...

Harry, if you're reading this, please meet us at 9:00 pm at Pieces Bar on Saturday night!

"Pick Up Your Sweatpants!"

Oscar was a little upset about how unproductive I was over the weekend - but of course he didn't offer to help. I was supposed to get my dumpy apartment ready for Drunken Dust Bunny guests, but I only put a small dent in the dirt.

I am working at my day job today and tomorrow - and I'll be cleaning, doing laundry, and getting ready for the weekend when I'm not working. So posting will be light until Friday - and there will be no posts on Saturday, Sunday and Monday. Because I will be too drunk to find my computer.

Fruity (Dust) Bunnies - ALL DIFFERENT FLAVORS!

Yes, the first annual Drunken Dust Bunny Weekend begins on Friday - and I am SO EXCITED. Miss Ginger thought it would be a good idea for me to post pics of all the confirmed attendees, so people can start putting faces to names/blogs. BTW - Marker (below) sent me the Fruity Bunnies pic (above), and I thought it would be just TOO appropriate for this post. Although if you read the fine print at the bottom, it says "No Icky Additives Or Pesky Preservatives" - which would definitely leave a few of these bitches out. Yes, my dear sister Maddie, I'm looking at you :)

Anywhore, without further adieu, here are the Fruity Bunnies confirmed for DDBW...

The handsome, intelligent, and funny Marker

The well-preserved Mistress Maddie - one of my dearest friends in the world

Maddie's adorable husband, the Boy Toy

The lovely and talented Kailyn - coming all the way from California

A Bunny I've had the pleasure of meeting before - Howard

The Fabulous Miss Ginger Grant - who we PRAY makes an appearance...

...and if not, the equally fabulous Boy G will fulfill all of Miss G's obligations.

My darling Zombie Mom - who I have been dying to finally meet in person

One of the reasons why DDBW is happening is because Mark In DE (center) and his handsome Spouse (left) decided to visit NYC this weekend. I did a little shout-out to the BunnyNation to see if anyone else wanted to hang in with us ... and lookie what happened. So, if anything goes wrong, I am TOTALLY blaming Mark. Just kidding, my dear. And yeah, that's me on the right looking extremely well-fed during a visit with them last year.

And finally, the Guest of Honor - the Empress of the Dust Bunnies - TRANNYBETH!! I am picking Beth up bright and early on Friday morning, and I'm not going to stop hugging on her until I take her back to the airport when DDBW is finished.

And remember, if you can get to Manhattan on Saturday night, meet us at Pieces Bar between 9:00 and 10:00 PM for the first annual Drunken Dust Bunny West Village Bar Tour. More information HERE.

>Peace, Bitches!!!