Happy Caturday!

Facebook Remembers Everything

Facebook knows everything about you - and remembers it all. Forever...

From Gawker:

Across the pond, where regulators have teeth and where corporations don't get to rewrite the legal definition of "privacy," citizens can force Facebook to send them a dossier of everything it knows about them. Two anonymous Europeans have shared their database dumps publicly, Forbes reports. One of them ran to 880 pages.

Some of the things Facebook keeps track of:

• Records of all rejected friend requests.
• Records of the all the friends you unfriended over the years.
• A list of devices from which you log in to Facebook, plus a list of other users on those machines. Meaning Facebook knows who spent the night at your place last night.
• Records of all your "pokes" - and those who've "poked" you.
• Event invites and RSVPs.
• A history of messages and chats.

Yikes.

Happy Monday!

Happy Monday!

"Medicine" = Bacardi Limon. "Mommy" = Moi.


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Ina Garten - The Heartless Contessa

Ina Garten is apparently too busy planning fancy luncheons for her fancy Hamptons friends to help a sick child. From The Daily What:

Worst Person Ever of the Day: 6-year-old Enzo, who was diagnosed with life-threatening Acute Lymphoblastic Leukemia at the tender age of three, wanted nothing more than to spend an hour or two of the few he might have left cooking with his idol, Ina Garten the Barefoot Contessa. (Bed-ridden Enzo often watches the celebrity chef’s Food Network show with his mom by his side.) 

But when the Make-A-Wish Foundation approached Garten to help make Enzo’s dream come true, she turned them down — twice. According to TMZ, a book tour got in the way last year; this year, she simply responded with “a definite no,” blaming “scheduling conflicts.”

I'm not sure how accurate this story is (or isn't), but Ina Garten has always bothered me. Have you ever seen her show? OMG - how insufferably fake and pretentious can one person be?? I just CAN'T with her.

Don't worry Enzo, I hear Ina's Beef Bourguignon isn't that great anyway...

UPDATE: Chefs To The Rescue!

UPDATE #2: Garten WILL Grant Enzo's Wish

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The Rich Get Richer - Thanks To The GOP

The GOP's proposed budget cuts aimed at the lower/middle class, verses their proposed tax breaks for the wealthy. Via the Center For American Progress. Evil.

h/t Kayce

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Calvin Tran Is Evil

Calvin Tran(ny) from The Fashion Show: Ultimate Colo-rectal Exam is a MESS. Check out this short clip from last night's show ... and wait for the evil laugh at the end (via Dlisted):

Too Late

I've been back to work for exactly 38 minutes - and my day has all ready been ruined by a whole bunch of Biatches.

I even tried pressing that damn Staples "Easy Button" all morning to see if it would help - but it hasn't. Then I actually looked at the button and it all made sense ...