I Just Couldn't Resist...

R.I.P. Gary Coleman.

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Dlisted on Gary Coleman's "Volatility"

The big-mouths of The Insider (including my Penn State journalism classmate Lara Spencer) got in Gary Coleman's little wee face yesterday about allegations that he has a "volatile" relationship with his wife.

And here is what the Grand Mistress of Snark, Michael K of Dlisted, had to say...

Gary was lying when he said he doesn't have a volatile relationship with anybody. It's obvious that Gary has a volatile relationship with lotion, because they haven't touched each other for years. Seriously, can the heavens open up and shower Gary with Baby Oil?

As I've said before, I want to be Michael K. when I grow up.