From The Mailbag...

From The Mailbag:

Newest Design Star Jennifer Bertrand practically apologized in an email to me for beating DavidDust fave Matt Locke:

Hi David!! I know you're sad! That was the worst part of it.....that I could only move forward at Matt's expense....a complete bummer!!!! He is an amazing designer and has so much class! I just thought I'd send you my sincere condolences!!! jen :(

And Matt Locke wants us to know that this isn’t the last we’ll be seeing of him:

David,
Thank you again for all your support. It meant a lot to me. I plan on keeping in touch with you for a long time. I’ve got big ambitions and I want to be back on TV very soon!

West Coast Dust Bunny Correspondent ShirlSD got to see Top Chef winner Stephanie Izard and Top Chef LOSER Ryan Scott at an appearance outside San Francisco. Our intrepid reporter informs us that RYAN HAS NO ASS:

As a side note - he does **not** have an ass. I looked - when he walked down the stairs, up the stairs, picked up a tray, etc.

THAT’s the kind of “news” we care about here at DavidDust!! Thank you Shirl – and keep up the great work. Also, I hope you don’t mind me posting this picture – it is ADORABLE!

If YOU have something you’d like to share, please send me an email at daviddust@gmail.com

A Message From David...

A few words from your fearless leader:

I feel like New Hampshire before the primary season – everyone ignores me until it’s time to vote. I heard from Design Star’s Jennifer Bertrand yesterday! She sent me a sweet email:

Hi David! It's Jen from the show! :) I just wanted to email you and say I love your blog! I know you're a Team Matt fan and when you speak to him, you're going to love him even more! But I just wanted to tell you that your blog is hilarious and always cracks me up! I hope you enjoy Sunday's show. It was crazy hard but the coolest finale we could have done. I annoyingly cry on the show like Halle Berry but without the Oscar so it should be a good time! Thanks again for the fun reads! Jen

Wasn't that adorable? I emailed her back and gave her hell for being nice to me. How am I supposed to write snarky recaps when both designtestants have taken the time to reach out to me? Damn you – nice people!! Remember, the VIEWERS (not the judges) will vote for the winner of Design Star – hence the “New Hampshire” treatment I’m getting right now.

Take a look at Jennifer’s website here.

Speaking of nice people, I will be interviewing Matt Locke (the other designtestant competing in the final) early this evening. I probably won’t be able to post my write-up until Saturday. In the meantime, I hope to be posting my Project Runway recap late this afternoon, and my Top Haircut recap sometime tomorrow. Busy, busy, busy!

In even more shocking news: Tango actually made me laugh last night on Project Runway when he made fun of Burnout Stella and her "Leh-tha" fetish. Holla at cha boy! Sorry, I couldn't help it...