Friday, July 18, 2008

It's Official: Blayne Is Now "Tango"


In my Project Runway recap, I mentioned Blayne - the perpetually tanned and annoying fashiontestant. Blayne is orange and is trying to get "girlicious" to be the next "fierce" or "ferosh". I also mentioned that I needed to figure out a nickname for his annoying ass.

Those of you who read my Project Runway recaps from Season 4 know that I referred to Christian Siriano as "Mango" (see here). Yesterday, our beloved Beth ("Empress of the Dust Bunnies") posted a comment, referring to Blayne as "Tango". And that was it - Blayne will forever be known as Tango.

Also, Beth's daughter Rae is getting married today! Please go here and send them all some well-wishes. I love you TrannyBeth!

11 comments:

Joy said...

Tango - excellent! Way to go, Beth! Dust Bunnies Rule! So do mothers of the bride!!

mikeinbama said...

ROTFL...Tango is perfect

elise - All Or Nothing said...

Tango IS perfect. I will adhere to the name, all credits to you and yours, of course :)

Creepy little TANGO!

Craig said...

And that hot mess has already provided the sequel to Tango and Cash. That Benatard (as in Pat) cum bunny suit he made his model try to rock down the runway was Tango & Clash. But sequels always have taglines...what's this one?

Renee said...

It's perfect!

Timmy said...

The gods have said your name is Tango and Tango it shall be.

Beth said...

Oh baby!!! I love you too, my sweetheart!!! You are too good to me....and I picked "Tango" cuz I thought he was the color of "Tang". Dang, I used to love that stuff as a kid!

The wedding was FANFREAKINTASTIC!!!! My feet are killing me! I danced all night in flip flops and I think I died and someone forgot to tell me....if you smell what I'm steppin in! ;) I am TIRED!

I love you David Dust...King of the Bunnies. You had me at Hello!

Jennie said...

Beth rocks.

SailorAlphaCentauri said...

Yay! I love it!

Tango, Tango, Tango! The only redeeming thing about this character is his new nickname. Way to go, Beth!

Meeg said...

That new nickname is girlicious!

Mark in DE said...

Yes, YES! Tango it is!

Mark :-)

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