Saturday, April 30, 2011

Featured Model - Kevin Linico

"The strong man is strongest when alone".

Photography Credit: RickDayNYC

Kevin Linico is 20 years old and lives in Trenton, New Jersey.


Source: BurbujasDeDeseo


Just Finished Re-Doing My Bathroom ...

... and unfortunately it didn't turn out looking like THIS, because apparently they don't sell these at the Dollar Store. Damn.

BTW - Check back tomorrow for actual pictures of my newly gayified baƱo (complete with new Terlet Seat). And please try to contain your excitement...


Caturday Sing-a-long


Another One ...

Thomas Jefferson, Patrick Henry, and the rest of those fellas would probably be a little angry with us right now...


Just Spit My Diet Dr. Pepper All Over My Laptop

OMG ... this is TOO funny (and so true).



Sealed With A Kiss

Friday, April 29, 2011

Happy Friday!

Hope the weekend brings you HANDFULS of joy.



Me Too ...


Kate Loves Willy

...and there's PROOF (thanks Froggy!):

Not in front of the children!!!!


White Wedding - Literal Video Version

In honor of today's Royal Wedding, let's enjoy the hysterical "literal video version" of Billy Idol's White Wedding.

A 'Say-Something Hat' Day

Princess Eugenie and Princess Beatrice

You have to hand it to the Brits - those Ho's know how to WERK a hat. And if you check out Maddie's "Royal Hat" post (HERE), you'll see what I'm talking about.


Look At David's Doodle

Finish David's Doodle. But please take your time and do it right - David ain't going anywhere.



There are a few Busboys at my restaurant that need to know about this, PRONTO.


Hail Britannia

Best wishes to His Royal Highness Prince William and to Ms. Kate Middleton on their impending nuptials. THIS Queen, however, will be fast asleep when Wills & Kate say "I Do" - unlike some of my friends who'll be getting up in a few hours to watch the live television coverage.


Thursday, April 28, 2011

Couch Tomato / Potato

"I want to go back to Brazil, get married, have lots of kids, and just be a couch tomato.”

... Ana Beatriz Barros

"I'm pretty much a couch potato."

...Wentworth Miller (above)


No Sale Is Ever Final



Deep Thoughts



This WILL Be On The Test

Kurt is right - there are a few things one must know in order to become a full-fledged member of The Gays...
  • Names like Eve Harrington, Mame Dennis, Suzanne Sugarbaker and Evelyn 'Champagne' King.
  • Phrases like "But ya AHH Blanche, ya ahh in that chair!", "Sing Out, Louise!" and "The only thing that separates us from the animals is our ability to accessorize."
  • Skills such as 'Setting the perfect dinner table' and 'Dancing wildly to Donna Summer without spilling your cocktail'.
And YES, we do require that one passes a test before one gets his or her Official Gay Card.


Lawrence O'Donnell To Oily Taints: "You're Fired!"

"Birther Queen" Oily Taints (which is the name listed on her long-form birth certificate) went on the Lawrence O'Donnell show to peddle her brand of Crazy. Lawrence O'Donnell apparently had more than enough Crazy and didn't want to purchase any more - so he kicked Ms. Taints and her K-Mart wig off the air. Watch:

My Glamorous Life

On my schedule for the weekend: working (ugh) and buying/installing a new toilet seat. SRSLY.

Our current toilet seat (I think it's the original from when the apartment was built in the 50's) is NO LONGER ATTACHED to our toilet. The lid is still attached ... but the seat? No. So it just sits on top of the toilet, whilst we sit upon it - praying that we don't fall in. It's a barrel of laughs (no it isn't).

Now mind you - I live with a Carpenter and a Theater Set Designer/Production Manager. These people own tools and know how to use them. Me? No. But I'm going to give it a shot because they don't seem to mind the carnival ride now located in our bathroom (kinda like the Flume, but for only one person).

I've already scouted the El Cheapo stores in the neighborhood and found a nice sturdy Terlet Seat for less than ten bucks. Unfortunately they don't have white (hence the cheap price), so I'm thinking of going 'non-traditional'.

In fact, last night I purchased a shower curtain to MATCH the "non-traditional" Terlet Seat that I haven't bought yet. Yes, I AM gay ... why do you ask???

If all turns out OK, maybe I'll even take pictures.

Good Night

I've posted this picture before, but Papi is more than worthy of a re-blog.

Good night and sleep tight, my darling DustBunnies.

Hat tip to The Masculine Perspective


Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Sk8ter Boi

Daniel Akyeampong



Trolls ...

... I refuse to feed them. Or post their comments. Or even READ their comments. These Ignunt Biatches will never know the satisfaction I get from hitting the "DELETE" button ...

Thank you Trolls, for bringing joy to my life.


Dear Mr. Trump ...

... a "Mister InYoFace" called. He wanted to make sure you got the document he sent over. Please give him a call back at your earliest convenience.

BREAKING: President Obama released his "long-form" birth certificate this morning. Which is OBVIOUSLY a forgery done by the Commie Muslim Kenyan Socialist Brotherhood so just ignore it ...


Olbermann Returns on June 20th !

Listen-up all my fellow pinko commie librul socialist bastards - Keith Olbermann's new show on Current TV will premiere on June 20th at 8:00 pm EST. And it will be called ... drum roll please ... Countdown With Keith Olbermann! I'll certainly be there ... will you??

Here is Keith himself with more of the details:

Hump Day FAIL

Wishing you a mishap and accident-free Hump Day.

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