Couch Tomato / Potato

"I want to go back to Brazil, get married, have lots of kids, and just be a couch tomato.”

... Ana Beatriz Barros

"I'm pretty much a couch potato."

...Wentworth Miller (above)

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Holiday Gift Ideas - Men's Scarves

Mama Bunny:   "David, put on your scarf - it's cold outside".

Childhood Me:  "But Moooooooooooom ... my neck gets hot!!!!!!!"  {{{pouts}}}

"During 'Whatever Happened To Baby Jane', I knitted a scarf from Hollywood to Malibu".

... Joan Crawford

In The Gym

“I hate pretty-looking boys. I'd rather have a guy with a potbelly than one who's in the gym all the time and watches what he eats.”

 ... Ali Larter (actress)

Smile

"Start every day off with a smile and get it over with".

... W. C. Fields

Athletic Supporters

When the child is twelve, your wife buys her a splendidly silly article of clothing called a training bra. To train what? I never had a training jock. And believe me, when I played football, I could have used a training jock more than any twelve-year-old needs a training bra.

...Bill Cosby

"Dancers"

I'm not an egomaniac like a lot of people say. But I am the world's best dancer, that's for sure.

... Michael Flatley

It has been way too long since I patronized the arts and caught a "modern dance" performance.  Maybe that's why I've been so miserable lately ...

Ben Stein: Unemployed Have "Poor Personalities"

Ben Stein is an idiotic right-wing douchenozzle.  Here is what he had to say about people who are currently unemployed (via Joe.My.God):

"The people who have been laid off and cannot find work are generally people with poor work habits and poor personalities. I say “generally” because there are exceptions. But in general, as I survey the ranks of those who are unemployed, I see people who have overbearing and unpleasant personalities and/or who do not know how to do a day’s work. They are people who create either little utility or negative utility on the job". 

Hey Benny - can we see the actual results of the personal "survey" you personally did?!?  Did you personally travel across the country personally speaking to the unemployed??  Or are you just making assumptions based on your racist, classist conservative Republican IDIOTology ideology????

If people with "overbearing and unpleasant personalities" were the only ones unemployed, then your ass would have NEVER gotten a job.

The Bathroom

"If I want to be alone, some place I can write, I can read, I can pray, I can cry, I can do whatever I want - I go to the bathroom".

... Alicia Keys