He Misspelled "Amurka"

An honest misteak.

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Ridiculous

This is one hot steaming pile of b.s. right here.

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New Meme: Tea Party Ted

Check out many more HERE.

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Perry Pulling A-HEAD In Political Polling

Rick Perry Wooing Religious Voters

I wonder if he'll blow his lead??

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Republican Honey Badgers

The New York Times (via DailyKos) eviscerates House Republicans today for their irresponsible behavior during debt ceiling talks:

House Republicans have lost sight of the country’s welfare. It’s hard to conclude anything else from their latest actions, including the House speaker’s dismissal of President Obama’s plea for compromise Monday night. They have largely succeeded in their campaign to ransom America’s economy for the biggest spending cuts in a generation. They have warped an exercise in paying off current debt into an argument about future spending. Yet, when they win another concession, they walk away. 

This increasingly reckless game has pushed the nation to the brink of ruinous default. The Republicans have dimmed the futures of millions of jobless Americans, whose hopes for work grow more out of reach as government job programs are cut and interest rates begin to rise. They have made the federal government a laughingstock around the globe.

It's becoming more and more evident Tea Party Republicans are like the Honey Badger: they just don't give a shit - about this country, its people and/or our economic well-being.

Another Reason To Hate Urban Outfitters

Somebody alert Miley Cyrus! Did you know that Urban Outfitters sells hipster Ramen noodles (with edgy, ironic instructions!) for $5.00 a pack?? Yep, the same Ramen you can get for 25 cents (or less) at the grocery store will cost you 5 bucks (ON SALE for $2.99!) at Urban Outfitters.

And as an added bonus - a portion of each purchase goes to homophobe Rick Santorum's presidential campaign!!

Via Boing Boing

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The Frothiest Republican Candidate

Oh, this bumper sticker is fabulous! And if you have no idea what this is referring to - just Google the candidate's name. Do it...

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Thank You Wisconsin, Ohio & Florida

Thanks to Republican Governors Scott Walker (WI), John Kasich (OH) and Rick Scott (FL) - Amtrak will have $800 million in additional funds to improve service in the Northeast Corridor. You see, this trifecta of idiots REJECTED money that would be used on rail projects in their states, because free federal money that creates jobs is a COMMIE SOCIALIST KENYAN PLOT (or something). So the Transportation Department will spend this money here instead.

From Gawker:

"... much of the work will be done to increase train speed (up to 160 mph!) between New York and Washington, D.C., with repairs being made to switches around Penn Station and equipment updates along a busy segment of track between Morrisville, Pa., and New Brunswick, N.J."

This is excellent news, as I travel on Amtrak from Penn Station to Harrisburg, PA at least twice a year to visit my family.

So, thanks again Teatards!!! I guess they ARE good for something...

Scenes From My Neighborhood

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If anyone thinks there are no crazy Teatards living in New York City, think again. This sign is posted on a shuttered business at the end of my block, and the person who put it there is CLEARLY a God-loving, marriage equality-hating, tax cuts for the rich-giving AMURKAN. Unlike the rest of us "GIVE ME - GIVE ME - GIVE ME" LIBERL'S.

Actually, the situation behind this sign is a little bizarre. I asked my barber - who knows everything that goes on in my neighborhood - and he says this windows and awnings business has been closed (and the building for sale) for years now. And yet if you look inside, it seems as nothing changed - there are desks and papers and sample books ... and LOTS of American flags.

Furthermore - this is NOT the same misspelled sign that was hanging when I moved in a year ago. So one of the guy's heirs must be carrying on his father's tradition of being an illiterate douchenozzle. Daddy would be so proud.

I wonder if that's one of the reasons he can't sell it?...

Maggie Gallagher Takes A Swim

Here's a rare photograph of National Organization of Morons (NOM) chairdouche Maggie Gallagher during a recent trip to the beach.

Looking good, Mags!

Photo Source

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Events From Hell - An Evening With The Joe(')s

From Gawker comes news of "The Political Event of the Year!" - a tea party fundraiser featuring the "Three Stooges Most Influential and Conservative Joe's". 

Yep, that's right - Joe Miller (failed Republican Senate candidate from Alaska), Samuel "Not Joe - Not a Plumber" Wurzelbacher, and Hispanic-hating Maricopa County (AZ) sheriff Joe Arpaio - together at long last! Featuring a special appearance by Sharron Angle! (failed Republican Senate candidate from Nevada). One night only - TONIGHT!!

Seriously.

BTW - that unnecessary apostrophe ("Joe's") is FREE with your $2012 donation!!!

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GOP Budget Cuts Target Tsunami Warning Center

From MSNBC:

A spending plan approved by the House would slash funding for a tsunami warning center that issued an alarm after the devastating earthquake in Japan. The plan approved by the GOP-controlled House last month would trigger deep cuts for the National Weather Service, including the Pacific Tsunami Warning Center in Hawaii.

Of course this comes as no surprise - because the Republicans need that money to give to their wealthy Masters. Duh.

Also, the states most in danger of tsunamis are all blue states: Hawaii, California, Oregon and Washington. So Repugs see no need to protect those dirty liberal commie hippies along the Pacific. Again ... Duh.

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Palin Slams Kathy Griffin

Sarah "Mama Grossly" Palin referred to Kathy Griffin a "has-been" and a "50-year-old adult bully" on Fox Noise - and then challenged her to "come up to Alaska and pick on ME". Oh it's ON, biatches...

RIP, Jane Russell

Ernestine Jane Geraldine Russell, the Hollywood bombshell more commonly known as Jane Russell, has left us at the age of 89.

I will always remember her as Dorothy Shaw in Gentlemen Prefer Blonds. And here is, of course, my favorite scene of the movie:

And YES, I know she turned out to be a crusty conservative Republican gasbag, but my Mama taught me not to speak ill of the dead (I speak PLENTY of ill about the living, thankyouverymuch). For now, I'd just like to remember Ms. Russell as a great movie star with an extremely pretty face and even prettier boobies. Is that so wrong???...

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The Rich Get Richer - Thanks To The GOP

The GOP's proposed budget cuts aimed at the lower/middle class, verses their proposed tax breaks for the wealthy. Via the Center For American Progress. Evil.

h/t Kayce

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I'm With Stupid !

The knuckle-draggers have gathered in Washington, D.C. for the annual hate-fest known as CPAC (Conservative Political Action Conference) - which Joe.My.God has been covering extensively. It was on his blog that I saw a "In Your Heart You Know She's Right - Palin 2012" button - which are being handed out free (which is STILL too expensive) at CPAC. However, I like my version better (above).

I wonder if they're also giving away sample's of Palin's perfume - Offendi?

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What's That Reflection In Palin's Glasses?

Could it be ... a TELEPROMPTER?!?!


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Pat Boone To Sell His Anti-Gay, Rancid Meat

Washed-up singer and Teatard Pat Boone wants conservatives to purchase his Baby Jeebus-approved meat. From Towleroad:

He's getting into the celebrity-endorsed food business, launching a line of so-called "All-American" meats to benefit conservative Christian organizations and causes like Mercy Corps and [the extremely anti-gay] Focus on the Family.

Boone, who we last covered after he recorded anti-gay robo-calls for Kentucky gubernatorial candidate Steve Beshear. Boone has also compared gay activists to terrorists, before insisting he loves gays.

Boone has recently been active in the Tea Party, so, perhaps Sarah Palin can do the butchering for him.

This has to be the most unappealing White Meat Monday blog post EVER.

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Big Government???

Damn Pinko Liberal Socialists and their Commie power lines, street signs, and roads...

Thanks Kayce

How Many NOMo's Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?

From A Day In The Strife:

How many NOM (National Organization for Marriage) supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb:

• None, god already did it in Genesis when he said “Let there be light”. Besides, lightbulbs are a product of science, and therefore satanic.

• None, we aren’t small enough to fit inside a lightbulb, and screwing outside of marriage is wrong.

• Two - and they must be a man & a woman. If they are a same sex couple, the light bulb and the Universe will explode.

• None…if we all pray hard enough the light bulb will see the error of it’s ways and change itself.

• Only a clear majority of seven million Californians have the constitutional right to change the light bulb.