Kurt is right - there are a few things one must know in order to become a full-fledged member of The Gays...
- Names like Eve Harrington, Mame Dennis, Suzanne Sugarbaker and Evelyn 'Champagne' King.
- Phrases like "But ya AHH Blanche, ya ahh in that chair!", "Sing Out, Louise!" and "The only thing that separates us from the animals is our ability to accessorize."
- Skills such as 'Setting the perfect dinner table' and 'Dancing wildly to Donna Summer without spilling your cocktail'.
And YES, we do require that one passes a test before one gets his or her Official Gay Card.