Life Happens

Sorry I've been so scarce lately - here's a quick update on what's going on in my life:

• My computer is dead - this is the main reason I haven't been blogging much. I took it to the repair guy in my neighborhood (he also fixes vacuums and air conditioners - go figure) and I'm waiting for an estimate to get it repaired. Fingers crossed it's not too much.
• We had a pregnancy scare for Dusty (no, she's never been fixed). But it seems that she's in heat right now, which most likely means she's not pregnant - thank Jeebus.
• Dusty did, however, decide to pee on my work outfit this morning. Luckily I noticed BEFORE I put it on.
• I'm looking forward to going Gay Camping with Maddie and our friend Wayne next month.
• I ditched the Nutritionist and promptly gained back the weight I lost with her. Don't ask me why.
• My birthday is in 3 weeks - I'll be 45 friggin' years old. Yikes.

Looking Forward To Another Lake Trip

On Sunday my Dad, Stepmom, Brother, Sister-In-Law and myself head back to Raystown Lake for a few days (see my report from last year's trip HERE). I wonder if any of these fellas (above) will be there?

Story Of My Life

Currently I take EIGHT daily medications. Oy.

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A Great Weekend With Mama Bunny

What a wonderful weekend! My darling Mom (AKA “Mama Bunny”) came to visit and we had a blast.

I picked her up from the train station after work Friday, and we decided to have dinner at a Mexican restaurant (Tacos Mexico) in my neighborhood. It was delish.

On Saturday we trekked out to Brooklyn to see the Keith Haring exhibition at the Brooklyn Museum (above). It was fantastic – focusing on Haring’s early work during his first few years here in NYC. Mama Bunny and I are both fans of his work, so it was well worth the schlep to Brooklyn.

Mom also wanted to see a Broadway show – so on Saturday night we attended Priscilla Queen of the Dessert. So.Much.Fun. The show only runs for a couple more weeks, but if you get a chance to see it you really should. “Fabulous” doesn’t begin to describe this production. Also, Nick Adams (below) is in it and shows off his killer bod and wicked smile (which by itself is work the price of admission). Thanks to Amber LeMay (and Russell) for the recommendation.

On Sunday we had brunch with my cousin and her former-boyfriend-now-fiance. They just got engaged a couple weeks ago, so we got to see the ring and had a really nice visit. Then it was back to the train station for Mom’s return trip to PA.

A great time was had by all.

Weekend Things To Do

This was written by a child, but if you took out "Draw" and added "Do laundry", you'd have my exact weekend agenda. Can't wait for the "Drink ... Get dizzy ... Sit down" part.

Happy Friday!

UPDATE: Well, you can scratch "Do laundry" off that list because my dear sister Queen Ginger is coming to town! So add "Generously Tip Dancers At 'The Urges'" to the above and it'll be accurate...


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Want To Hear My Deepest Thoughts & Darkest Feelings?

For the first time in 6 months I’m not going to therapy. My therapist Nate - not his real name - was an intern with GMHC and his internship ended - leaving me high and dry and without someone to talk to each week. And since GMHC decided that my particular brand of cray-cray didn’t require immediate reassignment, I’m now on a waiting list until they can find me someone else. Anyone out there want to volunteer?

To whomever my new therapist may be - let me warn you. We are going to talk a lot about me being fat. A LOT. “Fat fat fat” … “me me me” is how a typical therapy session with moi usually goes. And then we talk about me being fat some more. And how I FEEL about being fat. It’s riveting stuff.

Surprisingly, I found out I’m not much of a cryer. In fact, I only cried once during all my sessions with Nate (and believe it or not, it had nothing to do with me being fat). So, basically, I’m upset about being fat but I don’t want to cry about it … just talk and talk and talk and talk.

In all seriousness, I think one of the reasons I haven’t been writing much about my life on the blog is because I had Nate to talk to about all my drama. But now that Nate’s gone, ya’ll might be hearing more about what’s going down in Bunnyland.

Did I mention that I’m fat?? Fat fat fat … me me me...

I've Had A Visitor

The damn Drama Llama showed up at my job and the beeyotch won't leave!!! So if I'm not around much over these next few days it's because I'm shoveling Drama Llama doo-doo.

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A Lot Going On ...

A quick update...

• I'm feeling better, but definitely not 100%. Walking pneumonia is a total beeyotch, I'm telling ya.
• Another round of doctor visits tomorrow. Bloodwork, X-Rays, and the like. 
• Apparently there may also be an issue with my kidneys. Don't ask me what, I just work here.
• Speaking of work, I'm back today - gotta make that money.
• My roommate has a houseguest this week - one of her gay friends who is on Spring Break. He's adorable and tons of fun - but I feel like his gay dad. In fact, his mother is only one year older than I am. Regardless, if I'm healthy enough I'm dragging his skinny butt to either Boots and Saddle or The Urges later this week. I just love corrupting the youth of America.

That's about it. What's new with you?

Working On Caturday

Been feeling better so I decided to go to work today to start catching up - which should be tons of fun.

What do you have planned today? Unlike me, I'm sure most of you have fabulous places (AKA "Arby's") to go and people to see - so please share.

I'm Back

Oh it's been nothing but sunshine and unicorns over hear at DustBunny Headquarters. Yesterday, after fighting a fever, the chills and a lack of breath - I finally went to my Doctor and he confirmed what I thought was true. I have Pneumonia - this time of the "walking" variety.

Doc came "this" close to admitting me into the hospital, but I begged, pleaded, stomped my feet, and promised to eat more leafy greens if he'd let me give the "take antibiotics at home/bedrest" thing a try. Luckily, he agreed. I think the leafy greens are what sealed the deal.

The last thing I need is another stint in the hospital. It's bad enough that I don't get paid sick days, so if I have to stay home from work, I'm gonna watch the History Channel, read blogs and order Chinese Food in my own damn apartment.

BTW - do they make Chinese Food with leafy greens?...

Francisco

Here are a couple more pics of Francisco - the dancer who helped cheer me up this week.

My New Roommate: "Troy"

One of my roommates just adopted an adorable kitten named Troy - last night was his first night in the apartment. So far we've kept little Troy separated from Oscar and Dusty - we'll let them get to know each other on opposite sides of my roommate's door. At least for now.

Troy is a total sweetheart - and purrs loudly when you pet him. Just like his Uncle David...

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Another Busy Day At Work...

Busy Bunny

My day job beckons and I actually have some Holiday events to coordinate over the next couple days - so blogging will be light. And, unfortunately, this means no Top Chef recap tomorrow. Sowwy.

XOXO

Back To Work

After a week in beautiful Central Pennsylvania, it's back to the old grind today. And to make today even more miserable - I'm scheduled to see the Nutritionist this morning and get myself weighed.

Today ain't gonna be pretty...

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One More Time

Yesterday I spent Thanksgiving with my Dad, Stepmom and her family. But TODAY is the big event: my Aunt & Uncle have flown up from Texas, and we'll be doing another big Thanksgiving meal today at Mama Bunny's house - complete with my cousin, brother and step-sister.

My Nutrionist will simply be APPALLED when I get on the scale on Tuesday.

Heading To My Homeland

At 7:30 this morning I'll be getting on an Amtrak train bound for Central Pennsylvania - land of SALTY SNACKS, TASTY MEATS, PURPLE EGGS and the place where I was born. I'm all set for a nice long Thanksgiving visit with my friends, family and all the local Arby's employees.

And as long as Papa Bunny's computer cooperates, I should be able to continue posting throughout the week.

Happy Trails!!!!

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And Then You Die

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Let Me MULLET Over ...

I really wish the Internet would quite publishing pics from my childhood. Really, it's embarrassing...

Actually, that's a blatent lie - this picture CANNOT be me for two reasons: 1) My conservative dad would have frowned upon me wearing a hippy commie socialist tie-dyed t-shirt; and 2) I've never won anything in my life.

Therefore, this kid is not only more STYLISH than I was at his age (tie-dyed shirt), but more ACCOMPLISHED (trophy). But at least I had better hair back in the day - it was blond, feathered and FIERCE - and hair-sprayed within an inch of its life.

Photo Source: TDW

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One Down, Five More To Go

I got a tooth pulled today (the infected little beeyotch which has given me so much trouble). Now I only have FIVE more teeth that need to be yanked out of my head. Yeah???

In honor of this milestone, I've taken the day off work and have a long "Things To Do" List for this afternoon:

• Change bloody gauze
• Eat something soft
• Change bloody gauze, again
• Eat something soft, again
• Take a Percocet, if necessary
• Lather, rinse, repeat

Don't be jealous...

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