Give Me Your Tired, Your Poor...

... your huddled masses of Madonna's ex-boyfriends, yearning to breathe free...

Jesus Luz via DDAD

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It's Pronounced "BAY-bee Zhay-ZOOSE"

The New York Times did a hard-hitting exposé on Madge's hot piece - Jesus Luz - and the only news that came out of it was the correct way to say his name. According to the article, it is pronounced "Zhay-ZOOSE Loose". Madonna, however, pronounces it "Hey-YOU Loser" or simply "Boi"...

Life Is Good ...

... if you're Jesus Luz. Made In Brazil posted this pic of Madonna's boyfriend chillin' and snackin' at Ipanema beach in Rio this week.

Happy Birthday Madonna

I know it's fashionable to hate on Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone Penn Ritchie (Luz?) these days - but she will always be my one of my idols. That biatch was chasing Papis while I was still in high school (she's STILL chasing) - and her music has provided the soundtrack to my life.

One of the highlights of my NYC life was getting on the guest list to Madonna's "Pajama Party" at Webster Hall in 1995 - which was televised on MTV. Madge read us a bedtime story, danced to the tunes of DJ Junior Vasquez onstage with some hot papis, and showed the gays her boobies...

Happy 51st Birthday Madonna.

Fierce Is ...

... hat cocked to the side, a bajillion dollars in the bank, a Hot Papi following you wherever you go (holding your jacket), and an Asian fan in your hand just in case of hot flashes. WORK.

Photo of Madonna and Jesus Luz in Madrid. Source: Burbujas De Deseo

Madonna At The Met

Madonna wore Luis Vuitton to the Metropolitan Museum of Art's Costume Institute Gala last night - making sure everyone noticed her in the vast sea of bold-faced names. The Costume Institute Gala is run by Vogue's Anna Wintour, and it was the inspiration for the big party scene in The Devil Wears Prada. Miranda Priestly (played by Meryl Streep and inspired by Anna Wintour) can't remember all of her guests, so her assistants stand behind her and whisper names in her ear as people approach.

Anywhore, I don't blame Madonna for wearing that outfit - she could care less what others think (as long as they continue to think about her). Madonna is an international megastar, she's extremely wealthy, and she's banging Jesus Luz...

Why should she care? If it was ME, I would have rolled into that party wearing nothing but a smile and The Baby Jesus.

Madonna Ditches Baby Jesus for Baby Mercy?

Yesterday I featured Alex Rodriguez, one of Madonna's former conquests - and today I am featuring another (former?) Madge Boy-Toy - "Baby Jesus" Luz. Ever since March 10 when he flew back into the Rio airport (above), Luz has been enjoying himself in his home country. But he has done so WITHOUT the Material Girl, who's actually old enough to be his Material Mom.

Made In Brazil (which is one of my favorite blogs) has been following Jesus' every move. Below is the Baby Jesus attending a costume party. Apparently Jesus (center), dressed up as a "Hot Model Who Boinks Rich Cougars". He really pulls it off...

I love his friend on the right (above) giving us the "Peace, Bitch" symbol!

The Baby Jesus busts a move (below) at the party...

Is he grabbing the ass of that "Naughty Maid" (below)? That Ho better be careful because Madonna with certainly cut a bitch...

Jesus has also been spotted at various restaurants & cafe's...

And just the other day, Made In Brazil published these pics (below) from the Baby Jesus' trip to Rio's Ipanema beach...

But so far NO meetings with Madonna. Check out Made In Brazil HERE for all things Jesus Luz-related.

Some people suggest Madonna hasn't been hanging out with Baby Jesus is because she's trying to buy adopt another (real) baby named "Mercy". Read that story HERE.

Madonna and The Baby Jesus...

... out in the NYC snow last night. Is is me, or does Jesus Luz get hotter ever day? You know that Madonna's kabbalahcootchie will do that to a man. If Sean Penn jumped back on that he could avoid thousands of dollars in future cosmetic surgery.

Check out more pictures from DListed HERE.

Baby Jesus to be Madonna's Oscar Date?

Madonna is reportedly taking her 22-year-old boyfriend Jesus Luz to the Oscar's tonight. Let's hope she wears sleeves - and he doesn't.

Madonna and the Baby Jesus were seen leaving NYC's Kabbalah Center recently (below). Luz is supposedly so in love with Her Madgesty that he's willing to learn about Kabbalah - even though he comes from a devout Catholic family. Many Madonna-watchers, however, are saying this whole "relationship" is a typical trick to keep Madge in the spotlight.

Hey - Madonna could be doing worse things than banging a 22-year-old Brazilian hunk. Goodness knows I would if I were her. Don't judge, bitches - it's a free country.

Madonna and The Baby Jesus

The photoshoot that started it all! The W Magazine photo spread with Madonna and three Brazilian boytoy models has just been released (see it HERE). One of those models was Jesus Luz - AKA "The Baby Jesus" - who is apparently her latest plaything.

Breaking Bread With Baby Jesus

Madonna and her 21-year-old Boy Toy (Jesus Luz) had a "romantic dinner" on Super Bowl Sunday here in NYC.

I know the Baby Jesus looks good on Madge's arm, but that Vuitton bag is almost as pretty as he is. See more pictures of the boy and the two bags HERE.

The Baby Jesus Is A Slacker

Ever since Madonna met 21-year-old Brazilian model Jesus Luz at a W magazine photo shoot (picture above), Jesus hasn't done much modeling. In fact, he showed up at one show during São Paulo Fashion Week - but as a spectator (below). Luz also reportedly changed modeling agencies, and asked for $135,000 to work one show. Maybe that's why Jesus was sitting in the front row, and not walking...

In other Brazilian fashion news, transgendered woman Patricia Araujo (below) closed out Rio's biggest fashion show, realizing her dream of becoming a model. You better WORK! Check out my friend Wonder Man's post about her HERE.

Madonna and the Baby Jesus

You may recall me mentioning this BEFORE.

Madonna Finds The Baby Jesus

According to one of my favorite blogs, Madonna has picked up a hot young piece on tour in Brazil. And his name just happens to be Jesus. Read the Dlisted story HERE. FYI - on Dlisted, Madonna is known as "Vadge".

UPDATE: Made In Brazil has some more interesting information and pics HERE and HERE.