The "Roll-Away Pocket Papi®"

Collapsible for easy storage!!

From The Daily What:

A man serving a 20-year-sentence on the island of Quintana Roo (Mexico) for illegal weapons possession was caught attempting to escape with the aid of his wife and her wheeled suitcase. 

Guards at the Chetumal prison stopped 19-year-old Maria del Mar Arjona as she was attempting leave after a conjugal visit with the bulky bag in tow. Inside they found Juan Ramirez Tijerina curled up in the fetal position. 

Arjona was promptly arrested, and Ramirez was returned to his cell.

Papi must have ROCKED HER WORLD during that conjugal visit, and Miss Thing decided she needed to take that shizz "To Go". Totally justifiable.

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Texas Mayor Picks Papi Over Politics

From Towleroad:

J.W. Lown, Mayor of San Angelo, Texas, resigned Wednesday, after deciding that the relationship he had with a man from Mexico was more important to him than his job.

The Mayor has been PAPIMATIZED!! In other words, J.W. was chillin' south-of-the-border with his hot man and started thinking: "Hmmm ... should I go back to my Mayoral job (which only paid $600/year - WTF??), or should I stay here, have sex with my piece, and drink margaritas on the beach...?". Not much of a choice there, in my opinion. I would have done the same damn thing!

Personal side note: My Mom, Uncle and Aunt (who I had lunch with this week) all grew up in conservative San Angelo - and my grandparents still live there. Escandalo!