Stoopid Kittehs

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"Tax The Stupid People!"

I think Eddie might be on to something here...

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Can He Get Arrested for Trademark Infringement?

Maybe for Counterfeiting? What about "Crimes Against Fashion"?!? Seriously, this dude needs to be incarcerated for SOMETHING. If they can shut down parts of Chinatown for selling handbags with fake logos, surely they could figure out some kind of trumped-up charges which would send this idiot away for a while.

Too bad there's not a law forbidding people from being ridiculously stupid. Or tacky. 

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The Revolusion Will Not Bee Spell-Chekked

Tea Party Republicans With Signs and Costumes Against Glen Beck ...

TeaTards Outraged at Glee's Sarah Palin Joke

Um ... the joke is about Sarah Palin being stupid. Facts are facts - and everyone knows that Gov. Moose Mess is as dumb as a bag of wet hair. So what's the issue?

But that doesn't stop conservatwit Andrew Brietbart from being outraged - OUTRAGED, I tells ya! - about Glee's part in the vast liberal conspiracy to indoctrinate your children...

"Glee" is millions of dollars of sound and fury aimed squarely at your children. And as we can now see, the creators are all about getting between you and your kids with their political and social agendas. They know Palin is a growing political force and nothing's off the table when it comes to marginalizing her -- even at the expense of their own show's entertainment value -- even at the expense of audience share.

Yeah, I'm sure Glee's producers are really concerned about losing the DOZENS of conservative viewers who may have accidentally landed on Glee as they were channel surfing between Fox News and The 700 Club.

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Republican Chairman Steele - Just A Cow On The Tracks

From Daily Kos.


Labels: Idiots, Republican National Committee Chairman, Michael Steele, I'm The Cow On The Tracks, Daily Kos,

BREAKING: Carrie Prejean Loses Her Crown

You're fired. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!

I Used To HATE Statistics...

... until StatCounter came along. Holy Crap - yesterday we had over 3,300 visitors here at DavidDust, and over 6,200 page views! Amazing.

Are you listening Google AdSense?!? I don't know if I mentioned this or not, but I had hoped to earn a badly-needed dollar or two by including advertising on the blog recently. Google AdSense TURNED ME DOWN because of "Adult Content". WTF??

I'll give you some "Adult Content" ... you NO-GOOD, DIRTY, MOTHER-f**#$#@, *#@!*-eating, #*!@*^$-loving, *^&$##*, #*##!!@, DUMB-ASSES!!!

Okay ... I feel better now. Anywhoo - thanks everyone for stopping by. And if any company would like to reach a whole bunch of fierce Dust Bunnies and advertise on my blog, send me an email. I promise to be nice...

Ladies and Gentlemen ...

... The President of the United States of America - Barack H. Obama. God Bless America.

Feel free to share your feelings about today (and your opinions of Aretha's hat) in the comments. I am at work and have been watching on my computer (MSNBC) - and crying - A LOT ... What a wonderful day.

UPDATE: The Right Wing is NOT happy today. Michelle Malkin - one of the leading voices/bloggers in Wingnutistan, has a blog post entitled "Obamamedia Orgy Watch". Her crazy commenters are going bonkers in response to the inauguration of our new President. Here is one of my favorites:

Puke. Liberals have already succeeded in undermining the foundations of this country. The tide is overwhelming and the descent in American power and prosperity will now accelerate. Some may realize their mistake but it will be too late. We are so screwed.

Or this one:

Just goes to show you how utterly foolish the masses can be. They have no idea how bad the country can become

Yeah - if the Republicans had someone stayed in power, this country would be WELL on its way to prosperity again. Dumbasses.

Free Abortion Doughnuts!!

Krispy Kreme is celebrating Inauguration Day by offering a "free doughnut of choice to every customer on this historic day".

Of course the Right Wing idiots are going batshit crazy because of the use of the word "choice". They say that Krispy Kreme is promoting abortion ("freedom of choice"). Read the story from Joe.My.God. HERE.

So when you finish your delicious free Krispy Kreme Doughnut today - and you are licking the warm sugar off your dirty, liberal fingers - what you are actually doing is celebrating unborn fetuses.

Fucktardalicious!!!

AssHat-apedia

Conservapedia is the Right Wing's answer to Wikipedia - where God-fearing, true Ammurikans can get the 'TRUTH', without having to rely on the "liberal media". If it wasn't so (unintentionally) hysterical, it would really piss me off. Their motto: The Truth Shall Set You Free. Barf.

For starters, here is the first paragraph on their Barack Obama entry (emphasis mine):

Barack Hussein Obama II (allegedly born in Honolulu, August 4, 1961) served as a first-term Democratic Senator from Illinois (2004-2008) and then, along with his running mate Senator Joseph Biden, won the presidential election after twenty-three months of campaigning, raising and spending an unprecedented $650 million, most of which came from anonymous donors. An apparent Muslim, Obama could use the Koran when he is sworn into office.

WOW- tell me more!!! Read the entire masterpiece of fuckery HERE.

Palin Didn't Know Africa Was A Continent

Sarah Palin thought Africa was a country. Read the story HERE. What a dumbass.

The Disasta From Alaska needs to do a lot of readin', studyin', and learnin' if she wants to run for president in 2012. You betcha.

Republicans R Stoopid