Dear Time Warner Cable

Dear Time Warner Cable -

When my roommate calls you about our internet and cable service (which is out), please stop telling us to unplug it and plug it back in. We've already don't that 50 times before we called you. But thanks for being consistent.

And thank you for taking up an hour of our time on the phone without actually doing anything. Great work.

Finally, thank you very much for getting us an appointment IN THREE WEEKS to send someone out to check on our problem. That's absolutely fine - I don't really like using the internet and watching TV anyway. Now I have plenty of time to do fun stuff like vacuuming and laundry.

Thanks a million for all you do.

Love and Hugs,

David

Screaming For Glee

From Joe.My.God (with tongue firmly planted in cheek):

The horrible shrieking noise that startled most of Manhattan last night was the sound of tens of thousands of gay men when Time-Warner Cable's Fox signal f*cking froze during the last fifteen minutes of the season finale of GLEE. This was at least second time that's happened during GLEE. TWC is clearly anti-gay. Or at least, anti-show queen.

I didn't notice, but then again my cable box freezes up all the time. Did anyone else watch Glee last night? How fanfrickingtastic is that show?!?...

Time-Warner Cable is now scheduled to come tomorrow to check my home internet connection (my roommate and I couldn't meet them today) - so I'm praying to be back up-and-running by tomorrow afternoon. I'm just worried the technician won't be able to find parking (9th Avenue will be closed for the Food Festival) and will simply blow me off. If so, I plan on using "The Nuclear Option", like I did before.

In other news, my recap of The Fashion Show may be delayed due to the tons of work that has to get done before I start my weekend. Stay tuned.

>P, B.