Today's Lunch

Dessert???

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Valentine's Reservations Available ... at White Castle

Every Valentine's Day many White Castle restaurants go all out - with tablecloths, table service and fresh flowers - for their Valentine's Day dinner. You can even make reservations.

I just wish incredibly sexy actor Franky G would overcome his obvious shyness (not to mention his heterosexuality) and at long last ask me out on a date. Here is what our my fantasy Valentine's Day dinner would look like.

The only thing that would make it better is if we were spending our dream date at Arby's instead of White Castle.

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The Sweet Scent of the Slider

OMG - White Castle burger-scented candles!  They smell like a hangover and a heart attack combined!

If anyone is looking to buy me a housewarming gift ... this is it.  Although it would be nice if I actually had a house to move into...

I'd Like A Piranha Manicure And A Jellyfish Back Waxing...

This is just NASTY. Apparently there are certain salons in NYC (and elsewhere) where you can get a FISH PEDICURE! You dip your tootsies into the water, and these teeny tiny carp "exfoliate" your feet. And by "exfoliate", I mean "OH MY GOD THEY ARE EATING ME ALIVE!!!"

1010 Wins did a story yesterday about a New York politician who is trying to get the practice banned...

New York State Senator Jeff Klein is attempting to ban the treatment known as the "fish pedicure" comprised of tiny carp nibbling at and supposedly exfoliating your feet.

"This is an unsavory and unsanitary practice," Klein. "You can't sanitize fish," Klein said.

No you CAN'T sanitize fish - unless you deep-fry those bastards. That's why I don't eat sushi. And after reading this story, I certainly won't be ordering the "Fish Nibblers" at White Castle anymore...

H/t to HitDanBack.


Labels: Fish Pedicures, Fish Nibblers,

Monday Weigh-In

There is NO way I'm stepping on a scale this week. Ima skurred as to what I may find out.

It all started on Thursday when I walked past White Castle and saw the picture of these little tiny pork barbecue sandwiches. And it's been downhill ever since...