Cristiano And Rafa Have A Play Date

Cristiano Ronaldo and Rafael Nadal play with balls and discuss shoes. Fabulous!

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Happy Birthday To Cristiano Ronaldo

Happy 27th birthday to pretty flower wearer...

... and possessor of an "intimidating" Portuguese Salsicha

... Cristiano Ronaldo!

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Cristiano Ronaldo

Happy Birthday to Cristiano Ronaldo

Pretty-as-a-Princess soccer star and professional vacationer Cristiano Ronaldo , who is said to be concealing a 'deadly weapon' under those shorts, is celebrating his 26th birthday today. Happy Birthday, 'big guy'!

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Cristiano Packing an "Intimidating" Piece

Dlisted is the blog to go to for all the latest in peen-related news.  This week they quoted former reality television Ho (who's now, I guess, just a regular Ho) Jasmine Lennard (above right) regarding Cristiano Ronaldo's "Disco Stick"...

Soon after entering the bedroom, I did indeed catch sight of the REAL Ronaldo. Now, while a lot of women appreciate a well-endowed man, this was just RIDICULOUS ... intimidatingly so. “Oh for God’s sake”, I thought, “let’s get this over with”

Let me get this straight (so to speak) ... This trick hooked up with the gorgeous (albeit a bit fem) Cristiano Ronaldo.  And when she discovered he was packing a huge Portuguese Salsicha, all she wanted to do was "get it over with"??

Dear Jasmine Lennard:

Cristiano Ronaldo Endorses Same-Sex Marriage

Portugal legalized gay marriage last month, and Portuguese soccer superstar Cristiano Ronaldo (above) thinks it's a good thing, saying:

"The Portuguese man that I am, I try to keep informed about what is happening in my country. I know the law was passed and the comment it deserves is that we must respect the choices made by anyone, because, after all, all citizens should have the exact same rights and responsibilities."

If this is Cristiano's coy way of asking me to gaymarry him, the answer is an emphatic "YES!".  FYI:  We will be registered at Dollar General and Midtown Wines & Liquor.

Via Joe.My.God.

More Cristiano Ronaldo for Armani

Cristiano shows us his wet and dry looks today.

Check out yesterday's Cristiano post HERE.  Today's pics from Towleroad.

Hotness Haters Penalize Cristiano

If you can't handle the hotness, then stay away from footballer Cristiano Ronaldo. Because eventually he's going to take of his shirt or maybe put a pretty flower in his hair...


In his latest outburst of gorgeousness, Cristiano was penalized during a match over the weekend for ripping off his shirt after scoring a goal.


I'm sorry, but this kind of behavior needs to be ENCOURAGED in people who look like Cristiano - not discouraged. Don't hate on the hotness...

Does Cristiano Have What It Takes...

... to fill David Beckham's briefs?

Footballer (and frequent DavidDust hottie) Cristiano Ronaldo has replaced David Beckham as the bulge face of Emporio Armani. In my opinion, he should do just fine...

Even straight dudes are impressed...

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Cristiano Ronaldo. Feel free to discuss.

Cristiano Ronaldo: Don't Hate On My Pink Flower

According to Towleroad, footballer Cristiano Ronaldo recently defended his wardrobe choices of tight pants, short-shorts, and his pink hat/flower:

"This year it was the pink hat with the flower. I don’t see what is wrong with it. I can see why, if you weren’t comfortable with your sexuality, you might not wear it. But I’m very comfortable so it’s not a problem for me. Men wear pink these days. OK, not many men wear flowers, but it’s good to be different."

Yeah, but did he explain the Daddy Bear who recently touched him inappropriately?

Anywhore, I recently suggested that Cristiano may secretly be a Friend of Dorothy/Liza/Cher/Etc. But after reading that he and Paris Hilton spent two evenings together last week (see picture, below), I am now convinced he is 100% straight. No Closet-Case would go near that walking Herpes Ranch just for show - this man is a brave, PROFESSIONAL heterosexual.

Professional Vacationer: Cristiano Ronaldo

Does Footballer Cristiano Ronaldo ever actually play soccer??? It seems that every time I turn around, he and his perfect eyebrows are at the beach. These are some pics of Cristiano's recent vacation in Sardinia.

One other thing ... I'm not one of those Queens who thinks that EVERYONE is gay - but someone needs to check Cristiano's CD collection for Streisand and/or Midler. After all, he does seem to prefer the beach over playing organized sports.

Furthermore, lately he's been seen sporting a lovely flower in his hair and associating with a beefy older Daddy...

And here he is touching himself in front of Daddy...


...and Daddy returning the favor...


Finally, here is a recent picture I found of Cristiano actually "playing soccer"...


Hmmmmmmmmm............??????????

Cristiano Destroys Car - Pretty Face Unharmed

Former Daddy of the Day, Portuguese footballer Cristiano Ronaldo, walked away with no blemishes to his pretty face after he wrecked his car in the U.K. Read the story HERE, and take a look at what's left of Ronaldo's Ferrari below...

Daddy Of The Day - Cristiano Ronaldo

Cristiano Ronaldo is a Portuguese soccer player. No, he's NOT the Ronaldo who picked up a three-pack of Trannies, this is a DIFFERENT hot footballer named Ronaldo...