Dear Time Warner Cable -
When my roommate calls you about our internet and cable service (which is out), please stop telling us to unplug it and plug it back in. We've already don't that 50 times before we called you. But thanks for being consistent.
And thank you for taking up an hour of our time on the phone without actually doing anything. Great work.
Finally, thank you very much for getting us an appointment IN THREE WEEKS to send someone out to check on our problem. That's absolutely fine - I don't really like using the internet and watching TV anyway. Now I have plenty of time to do fun stuff like vacuuming and laundry.
Thanks a million for all you do.
Love and Hugs,