It's Not Fair

I really HATE it when guys give me a cross-eyed bear and then break up with me and take it away - thus denying me of the cross-eyed bear that he gave to me. I wonder if there are any songs about this?

OMG - I PEED myself when I saw this picture.

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Elizabeth Edwards Believes In Karma ...

... at least she does NOW. Because the totally 100% always factual National Enquirer reports that Rielle Hunter (above right) has cheated on Babydaddy John Edwards!

Apparently during a recent trip to Hollywood, Rielle "looked up" old friends (with benefits, no doubt) Matt LeBlanc and John Cusack. Once a Ho, always a Ho ...

So I guess all those hours blasting Alanis Morissette's You Oughta Know in the shower have finally paid off for Elizabeth Edwards. Never underestimate the power of The Official Anthem Of Bitter Breakups ...