The World According To An Alcoholic

My fave: "The beer I had the time at that buffet"

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I Might Have To Get AWESOME Tonight

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Sleeping With The Fishes ??

Jeebus knows - I have been dronk in my day ... but I ain't never been that dronk.

Come to think of it ... sharks ARE kinda hot ... but those TEETH (could be a deal breaker). Hey - don't judge - at this point I'll take what I can get.

Someone get me a drink! And directions to the aquarium!! ...

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