Would Anyone Like Some Dessert ??

Source: AGB

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NOM NOM NOM NOM

All of a sudden I'm HONGRAY for some reason...

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Can I Get You A Slice Of BP Cake???

... tastes like crude oil, swamp water, chemical dispersants, Cajun spices, dead shrimp and tears.  Someone send one to that smug B.P. CEO Tony "The environmental impact will be modest" Hayward (below).

Mmmmmmm ... Cake

BEHOLD - Cake Jeebus!!!  But who's gonna cut it?

And, finally, what you've all been waiting for - some random Lost cast members saying "Mmmm, Cake"...