David's Ultimate (Least) Favorite Things

♫ These are a few of my LEAST fav'rite things ♪ ...

Least Favorite Breakfast Cereal

Least Favorite Cold (?) Beverage

Least Favorite Buffet Item at the Golden Corral

Least Favorite Flotation Device

Least Favorite Dietary Supplement

Least Favorite Laundry Detergent

Least Favorite Pizza Joint

Least Favorite Supermarket

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Things I Hate

• People who chew loudly - ESPECIALLY loud gum chewers
• Cheap people
• Dirty bathrooms
• Mushrooms
• People who drift through their days in a dream - not paying attention
• Chocolate (except milk chocolate candy)
• Young, skinny, cute bitches with hunky boyfriends
• Old, fat, ugly bitches with hunky boyfriends
• Not having a hunky boyfriend