Michelle Obama Loves a GlamourTranny

Wait, that's no Drag Queen - this bewitching beauty with Michelle Obama is Cameroon's first lady, Chantal Biya. They were part of a United Nations spouse's luncheon, hosted by Mrs. Obama and held at Blue Hill at Stone Barns (a former Top Chef challenge site). I don't know why our First Lady invited those other heifers, when it's obvious that all it takes is Miss Chantal to get this party started right.

And here is my favorite reader comment from the Gawker post about the luncheon:

"I applaud Michelle Obama's outreach to the transgendered community".

O-P-U-L-E-N-C-E. Opulence!! YOU OWN EVERYTHING ... EVERYTHING IS YOURS!!!

FYI: Miss Chantal snatched trophies in the "Fem Realness", "Town & Country", "High Fashion Parisian" and "Weavalicious" categories at the United Nations Ball. {{If you've never seen Paris is Burning, this will make absolutely no sense to you.}}

Ahmadinejad's Chef Stinks Up The Joint

According to Page Six:

Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad doesn't need nuclear weapons -- his food stinks so bad, he's practically cleared out the Hilton Manhattan East. The finicky fascist brought his own personal chef to prepare his meals while he's in town for the UN General Assembly, a source told The Post's Helen Freund. Unfortunately, his meals "make the whole hotel stink like hell," said the source. The Hilton did not return a call for comment.

Guests confirm (off-the-record) that it smells like a combination of Basmati rice, weapons-grade plutonium, polyester, and Just For Men hair dye (Shade: "Midnight Black").

The Flags Of The United Nations

The United Nations General Assembly is meeting this week, which is a pretty big deal - many world leaders attend the proceedings, including insane President Ahmadrashad (or whatever his name is) of Iran and President Obama (who will be here tomorrow and Thursday). But, the only thing New Yorkers know about the General Assembly meeting is to avoid East Side like the plague this week. Oy vey! The TRAFFIC!!