Abs

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The Big "Reveal"

"A writer should have this little voice inside of you saying, Tell the truth. Reveal a few secrets here".

... Quentin Tarantino

Crunch Time

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Abs

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Take A Peek

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The Big "Reveal"

“A friend is someone with whom I can reveal many parts of me, even those I am meeting for the first time.”

“It is with trifles and when he is off guard that a man best reveals his character.”

 Tuan T.

“Distance tests a horse's strength. Time reveals a person's character.”

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Do They Make This In A 3XL ??

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Slave To My Belly by Catie Curtis

I'm a slave to my belly, 'cause I've got to be fed

Every morning, well, it lifts me out of bed

Says, "Go to work for me, baby, buy me some bread and some wine"

My belly don't like me to be playing guitar all the time

So I'm on the train all the way to town

I sell my day right away to town

I'm a slave to my body, 'cause I've got to be dressed

It tells me it don't like my taste, though I try my best

"Bring me home some silk pants I can wear tonight"

I say, "Hey, I don't make that much, give me a break, all right?"

So I'm on the train all the way to town

I sell my day right away to town

I'm a slave to my two feet, 'cause they want to come home

They want to come upstairs and rest their little bones

"Love the floor that we walk on, love this house that you own"

And I don't have the heart to tell them that I don't

So I'm on the train all the way to town

I sell my day right away to town

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My Abs by Herbert Nehrlich

Asleep with innate innocence

the jowls stretched out, no hair is tense.

You took advantage of me then

a wife can do this to her men.

You peeked by lifting silken covers

as if the time had come for lovers, 

and early in the morning yet

a sign of ageing etiquette?

I did acquire as of late

a more relaxed but steady state, 

a lack of juice to sting to action

abdominals and their contraction.

I never meant to show a soul, 

that I had grown a fleshy roll

of dormant muscles infiltrated

with fats that one finds illustrated 

in nudist camps and magazines.

In future I shall eat my beans

each night before the lights go dim

until my pot reverts to trim.

Until that day please do refrain.

A man like me is always vain.

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Show Us What You're Working With!

ABsolutely fantastic!

Show Us What You Got!

Andre Bland

I don't know what is is, but I've always loved the "you wanna see my abs?" pose.  Any favorites in the lineup today?

Lift 'Em Up...

 

 

Stan McQuay

 

 

 

 

I love a good game of "peek-a-boo".  Name and claim your favorites...