Republican Beefcake

Totally not gay Illinois Congressman Aaron Schock (take out the "s" and the "h" and see what you get) graces the cover of totally not gay magazine Men's Health this month.

You may remember Rep. Schock (R-IL) from his totally not gay appearance on Top Chef (my recap is HERE), which airs on that totally not gay network, Bravo

AARON SCHOCK IS TOTALLY NOT GAY ... I don't know how many times I have to tell you that.

Source: Joe.My.God

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Question Of The Day ...

Do their abs still look this good after they stuff their faces on Thanksgiving??

I awoke this morning with devout thanksgiving for my friends, the old and the new.

...Ralph Waldo Emerson

Slave To My Belly by Catie Curtis

I'm a slave to my belly, 'cause I've got to be fed

Every morning, well, it lifts me out of bed

Says, "Go to work for me, baby, buy me some bread and some wine"

My belly don't like me to be playing guitar all the time

So I'm on the train all the way to town

I sell my day right away to town

I'm a slave to my body, 'cause I've got to be dressed

It tells me it don't like my taste, though I try my best

"Bring me home some silk pants I can wear tonight"

I say, "Hey, I don't make that much, give me a break, all right?"

So I'm on the train all the way to town

I sell my day right away to town

I'm a slave to my two feet, 'cause they want to come home

They want to come upstairs and rest their little bones

"Love the floor that we walk on, love this house that you own"

And I don't have the heart to tell them that I don't

So I'm on the train all the way to town

I sell my day right away to town

Song Lyric Source

Nice Abs!